We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher , Phil Donahue,
David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who
made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the
Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to
your new homes outside of the USA.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade
in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade
counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four
years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.

Your captain is - Bill Clinton
Your cruise director - Al Gore
Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor-Sen. Ted Kennedy
Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures.
Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Reverend Jesse
Jackson.

If you've any questions about making arrangements
for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your
comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise
your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your
money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!