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Posted: 12/6/2001 5:12:21 AM EDT
I have some buddies that do some weird shit. One of them, wants to get into the Business of making movies. He has already made a couple of AM ones. He is serious. I am not B.S'ing. Anyways, I called one yesterday to see if he wants to hit the range on Saturday with me in Bristol, Wisc.
He told me what is going on, said why dont you join us! (He is a freak) They got this stripper that wants to get into making them. The one, Drew, has done movies with her, and this is going to help her get her "break". So, there is going to be three dudes, one chick. Now, he keeps on telling me she is hot as hell. Two at a time, while the other is filming. One more wont hurt. [;)] I figure I put on my AR15.com cap on when I was on film, to give free advertisement to the site. Now, the shape I am in, is not great. Kinda gotten Chubby. Anyways, if I was younger, and still wild, I would, but now, forgetaboutit. I guess I rather hit the range, than get laid by a stripper. I am offically OLD! Time for the rocking chair. Anyways, I thought I share this werid thing that happened yesterday to me, since it seems others have been doing the same. I will be at the range in Bristol, Wisc on Saturday at 10ish. c-rock |
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It's a sad, sad day when you would rather go shooting then get laid. Why don't you see if your bud would let Imbroglio take your spot?
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I'm sorry, but I read that post twice and I missed the part where you admitted being gay.
It needs to be said again: [size=5]Carpe Poon[/size=5] A REAL man (for example, me) would find a way to do both, and then he'd find a way to get .avi clips of said "art film' to his AR15 brothers. That's all I'm saying. |
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Quoted: A REAL man (for example, me) would find a way to do both, and then he'd find a way to get .avi clips of said "art film' to his AR15 brothers. That's all I'm saying. View Quote Both!! hell, make an "art film" at the range[thinking], hahaha |
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Quoted: So, there is going to be [red]three dudes, one chick. [/red] One more wont hurt. View Quote Sounds like a gay porn to me. |
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[red]three dudes, one chick. [/red]
Sounds like a gay porn to me. View Quote Not necessarily. Three ports of entry - no waiting. |
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Quoted: Now, the shape I am in, is not great. Kinda gotten Chubby View Quote Never stopped Ron Jeremy, if you are like him and have something to uhh...make up for that |
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Maybe it's just my flaming hetero-sexuality...
...BUT, when I have sex, I prefer not to see any MEN in the same bed with me, let alone NAKED, AROUSED MEN. [puke] But hey, that's just me. To each his own. |
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Yeah, I kinda like my porn 'memberless'! Having guys in the equation must be for 'couples'!
But please don't read anything into that! Eric The(Now,WhatDidIMeanByThat?)Hun[>]:)] |
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Please don't wear your AR15.com hat while bumping monkeys with three dudes and a stretched out trailer chick. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that's a very effective advertising medium.
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Quoted: I'm sorry, but I read that post twice and I missed the part where you admitted being gay. It needs to be said again: [size=5]Carpe Poon[/size=5] A REAL man (for example, me) would find a way to do both, and then he'd find a way to get .avi clips of said "art film' to his AR15 brothers. That's all I'm saying. View Quote You read my mind you rat soup eatin' mother f*cker!! |
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Blah...
Slutty women willing to make porn...[puke] And your willing to do her at the same time as 2 other guys? [shock] Sloppy seconds anyone? Av. |
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There can be only one.
But you're right about being an old fart. If you weren't then you'd plan on doing both. Might as well go ahead and get yourself a bag of Depends. |
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Ok Everyone.
I am not making the movie. I thought I made myself clear on this. Anyways, I am getting a kick on all of the stuff people are saying. I know most of you all are pervs, and would be happy to get invited! [;)] I will ask my friend to see if Imbroligo can get invited. c-rock |
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Quoted: Quoted: So, there is going to be [red]three dudes, one chick. [/red] One more wont hurt. View Quote Sounds like a gay porn to me. View Quote [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Chimborazo%2Fgay%2Egif[/img] |
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Quoted: Yeah, I kinda like my porn 'memberless'! Having guys in the equation must be for 'couples'! But please don't read anything into that! Eric The(Now,WhatDidIMeanByThat?)Hun[>]:)] View Quote Hmmmm, perhaps you let something "slip out" here, Eric. [:D] |
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Quoted: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Chimborazo%2Fgay%2Egif[/img] View Quote LMFAO where did you find that one... |
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LMAO!
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, there is going to be [red]three dudes, one chick. [/red] One more wont hurt. View Quote Sounds like a gay porn to me. View Quote [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Chimborazo%2Fgay%2Egif[/img] View Quote |
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I think Eric is a Janine fan [:D]
Maybe its just me, but two girls is ok, but two guys is gay. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So, there is going to be [red]three dudes, one chick. [/red] One more wont hurt. View Quote Sounds like a gay porn to me. View Quote [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Chimborazo%2Fgay%2Egif[/img] View Quote |
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Quoted: Quoted: Now, the shape I am in, is not great. Kinda gotten Chubby View Quote Never stopped Ron Jeremy, if you are like him and have something to uhh...make up for that View Quote I think it's the [s]hair[/s] pelt that makes Mr. Jeremy something quite special. [:)] |
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At least go to shoot some video for them and then get me a copy.
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Quoted: Quoted: A REAL man (for example, me) would find a way to do both, and then he'd find a way to get .avi clips of said "art film' to his AR15 brothers. That's all I'm saying. View Quote Both!! hell, make an "art film" at the range[thinking], hahaha View Quote If you do both, I guess you could say "I did some shootin', then I did some [B]SHOOTIN'[/B]...but a different [I]ranges[/I]!!" L-M-MF'in-A-O Sick, well at least you said no... Any copies of the video though?? |
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I found it on a board that I went to once a while ago. I can't remember which one though.
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The simple solution is to do both. Film the movie at the range, give it some cheesey militia "plot".
..and any gutter-slut worth the title "stripper" can handle 5 guys at once. |
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I have kind of a rule I live by:
[b]Only one hardon on the bed at a time[/b] It's served me well all these years. My little brother has kind of a horror story from one of his roommates who was double-teaming a chick with a buddy..... |
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the word Bukakki comes to mind...
Will there be a small plate or a wine glass invloved at the end? I'd do it... I've done worse that wasn't captured on video.. NO MEN!!! BISHOP |
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More than one female is fine.
More than one make = no F**king way! BTW, it's nice to see General Discussion getting back to what really matters... posts that crack me up! [:)] Tyler |
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What i find the most disturbing is that you even had to consider which one to do.
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Anyone interested in doing a porn/swingers type photoshoot/video send me a message. And it would help if you are in Oklahoma.
[email protected] |
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Are you sure they did'nt ask you to come over just to mop-up?[:|]
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Ok, there are a few questions I'm dying to know (mostly for academic reasons), seems like a good place to ask:
Do any women out there actually like it, uh..., in the part that can't get pregnant, or is that just something for show in the movies? Seems painful. And what kind of money do these various actors make anyway? Seems you never hear about hollywood mansions for Adult movie stars. Just what percentage of the population does the swinging thing? And is it 50/50, or are there like 20 guys to every girl? |
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Quoted: Anyone interested in doing a porn/swingers type photoshoot/video send me a message. And it would help if you are in Oklahoma. [email protected] View Quote You need any slightly overweight middle aged balding guys.... I'm your man!! [:D] |
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I get laid 27 days a month... and only dream of the day when I can go shooting that often.
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Paul
I get laid 27 days a month... and only dream of the day when I can go shooting that often. HOLY FUCK. |
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Quoted: What i find the most disturbing is that you even had to consider which one to do. View Quote I almost rolled on the floor on this one. C-rock |
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I did ask for some pics guys, so you all can see what went on. [;)]
c-rock |
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Quoted: Paul I get laid 27 days a month... and only dream of the day when I can go shooting that often. HOLY FUCK. View Quote No, Wholly fucked. |
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Hmmm....don't know about you but in this area the ranges are open 7days a week or close to it. However porn is not made on a daily basis.
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Quoted: Hmmm....don't know about you but in this area the ranges are open 7days a week or close to it. However porn is not made on a daily basis. View Quote LOL. The range I am going to, is only open on Saturday and Sunday. This is the closest outdoor range to me. I could hit the range in the morning, then hit the poontang on the afternoon. Only thing is the drive. I will be in Wisc, then have to go hit the western burbs of Chicago, the "shoot" is in Bollingbrook, Illinois. Maybe a little over a hour drive, or more, if traffic sucked. Now, I really dont have anything to wear to the shoot! c-rock |
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[b]I think it's the [s]hair[/s] pelt that makes Mr. Jeremy something quite special[/b]
ahh Mr. Jeremy the origigal [b][r]toolman[/r][/b] |
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At least at the range you can shoot your load hundreds of times without getting tired.
Good choice! |
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If you do the camera work, can you qualify all of us for a group purchase of the video?
If not, I'd go to the range [<]:)] |
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Quoted: Ok, there are a few questions I'm dying to know (mostly for academic reasons), seems like a good place to ask: Do any women out there actually like it, uh..., in the part that can't get pregnant, or is that just something for show in the movies? Seems painful. And what kind of money do these various actors make anyway? Seems you never hear about hollywood mansions for Adult movie stars. Just what percentage of the population does the swinging thing? And is it 50/50, or are there like 20 guys to every girl? View Quote I am going to answer this and pray I don't get banned: 1) I knew one who got off the same with either portal. Artificial lube required for one though (I hope you can figure out which!). BTW, I didn't marry her--wives do not do that!! 2)I have no idea--I lead a very boring life and have never done that kind of stuff. One at a time for a long time is more my speed. 3)See #2, I guess I'm really not qualified to answer this after all. |
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