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Posted: 7/22/2008 10:41:20 AM EDT

I did not make this title up.

'Allah meat' astounds Nigerians

The gristle spells out the word "Allah" in Arabic

Diners have been flocking to a restaurant in northern Nigeria to see pieces of meat which the owner says are inscribed with the name of Allah.

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

The restaurant has kept the pieces of meat for visitors to see.

Thousands of people have already gone to the restaurant to see them since they were discovered last week.

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation".

"Supposing only one piece of meat was found then it would be suspicious, but given the circumstances there is no explanation," Dr Yakubu Dominic said.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:43:55 AM EDT

[#1]

That shit doesn't even look edible.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:44:41 AM EDT

[#2]

That looks like gum thats been stepped on

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:44:50 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"

Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:46:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Put it on some Jesus toast and let's eat!

edit: beaten by CKxx you magnificant bastard!

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:46:28 AM EDT

[#5]

Was it pork?

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:46:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"

Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."

Maybe, only Muslims should eat "Meat" that looks like that.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:47:18 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind,"

Apparently someone never saw "Jesus toast."

Yes, but there has been precedent for this.

Behold!

Tropical fish 'has Allah marking'

A customer has offered £10 for the fish

A pet shop owner has found the markings on one of his tropical fish appear to spell the word "Allah" in Arabic.
An Asian customer spotted the markings on the astronotus ocellatus at Walker Aquatics in Waterfoot, Rawtenstall, Lancs, and offered to buy it for £10.

The customer bought the most expensive tank in the shop to house the fish, at a cost of £700.

Shop owner Tony Walker said he would honour the buyer's £10 offer but said he expected more interest in the fish.

The fish is also believed to have the word "Mohammed" in its markings on its other side...

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:47:27 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
That looks like gum thats been stepped on

doesn't look any worse than some dry jerky

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:47:48 AM EDT

[#9]

They're jsut jealous that the Virgin only appears in Catholics food.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:48:21 AM EDT

[#10]

I wonder what it would spell once they shit it out?

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:50:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:50:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I wonder what it would spell once they shit it out?

If they can even shit after eating a piece of meat like that.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:51:38 AM EDT

[#13]

That's nothin'.

Every single time I make spaghetti with meatballs, I discover a likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

/Ramen

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:54:28 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.

Bwahaha!!!

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:56:11 AM EDT

[#15]

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:57:50 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.

How do they explain the toast?

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:58:34 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
That's nothin'.

Every single time I make spaghetti with meatballs, I discover a likeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

/Ramen

Obviously you've been touched by His noodly appendage.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:14:06 AM EDT

[#18]

It looks as if the bearer of the holy meat is holding it in his butt wiping hand.

It is also reported that upon eating the allah meat the diners feel a powerful urge to martyr themselves and some have even spontaneously exploded(possibly from the large amount of gas produced in the bowels).

Also, upon discovering allah's meat it has been speculated that you should not eat it but only suck it.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:16:37 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:21:17 AM EDT

[#20]

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:23:42 AM EDT

[#21]

Well, it is known that the Virgin Mary will make cameo appearances on tortillas in Mexico so Christianity is still good too

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:26:32 AM EDT

[#22]

Bunch of horseshit. All of it. Apparently, the Nigerians are easily astounded. If their E-mail scams are any indication...

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:26:39 AM EDT

[#23]

Textbook pareidolia.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:28:52 AM EDT

[#24]

Islam is the one true religion.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:32:34 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Islam is the one true religion.

Those guys are fags!

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:32:57 AM EDT

[#26]

Too bad this didn't happen in the west. Someone would make a killing on eBay.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:36:08 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Too bad this didn't happen in the west. Someone would make a killing on eBay.

I was going to say the same.

Wasn't there also a Jesus potatoe chip?

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:37:25 AM EDT

[#28]

Looks like pork gristle to me...

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:37:29 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

Yes. I can see how you came to that conclusion.

How do they explain the toast?

Jesus Pan

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:40:00 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Allah approves of Muslims eating his meat.

especially if they are 9 year old girls..

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:42:33 AM EDT

[#31]

Looks like Butt Meat

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:43:40 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Jesus Pan

OMFG ROFL I hadn't seen that.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:49:36 AM EDT

[#33]

Oh yeah? Well we have a sign too...meet cheesus!

abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6032302

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A local church youth leader wants you to see a cheese curl that reminds him of Jesus.
A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.
One of the church youth named the item in question 'Cheesus.' 'Cheesus' has remained on a bookcase in Cragg's office.

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:50:56 AM EDT

[#34]

don't eat the brains!!!

Posted: 7/22/2008 11:59:16 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Oh yeah? Well we have a sign too...meet cheesus!

abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6032302

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A local church youth leader wants you to see a cheese curl that reminds him of Jesus.
A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.
One of the church youth named the item in question 'Cheesus.' 'Cheesus' has remained on a bookcase in Cragg's office.

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Posted: 7/22/2008 12:00:29 PM EDT

[#36]

They are probably clamering trying to eat it.

Posted: 7/22/2008 12:08:03 PM EDT

[#37]

The owner of that restaurant will make a killing feeding all the viewers. He will probably need some help getting all that money out of the country. Maybe he will email me...

Posted: 7/22/2008 12:10:41 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
The owner of that restaurant will make a killing feeding all the viewers. He will probably need some help getting all that money out of the country. Maybe he will email me...