Quoted: Wow, that is pretty quick thinking. I don't think I would've thought about something like this. If the fisherman had jumped in the water he could've also possibly become a statistic, some of those streams the water is very cold and runs fast. |
Am I the only one who noticed the last line where the police chief said that he did the 'right thing by calling police first"?
WTF, over?
"Hello, 911? yeah, uh, this is Rangermonroe... there is a guy drowning in the river in front of my house.
"He sounded like a bird. Imagine that! I said... hmmm, that bird sounds like a dying man... so I moseyed over and ... lookee' there... it is a dying man!
"So I hit the page button on that new fangled cordless phone... never can find that thing... and hit speed dial #1... that is you all.
"What do y'all think I ought to do here? No. He's just kinda floating there about 50' off my dock. Not making much noise at all, now.
"throw something to him? Hmmm... I have this here brick...No? alrighty then... I figger something out."
Hey... there's my Shimano baitcasting 2000 with a snatch hook on it that I forgot to hide after last weekend's trout fishing trip. That'll 'git 'er dun.
Come on guy's!
This POS "hero" had enough time to put down his coffee, call 911, and get directions from a
dispatcher on what he should do, find a fishing pole, and snag the guy!
Anyone who has cast a lure knows that a lure wont go more than a hundred feet on a good day...
This guy is a probably gonna be a turnip because he needed a fat civil servant desk jockey to tell him
"Uh... go save the guy's life?"
But the Sheriff says he did the right thing by calling them first.