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Posted: 4/16/2008 12:56:42 PM EDT

MD 20/20 (any flavor) and Monster Energy mixed 1:1.

Posted: 4/16/2008 12:57:32 PM EDT

[#1]

k

Posted: 4/16/2008 12:57:53 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, if you have friends like that, I'd hate to see your enemies.

Posted: 4/16/2008 12:59:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Lol, you drink Mad Dog.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:00:20 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
k

So, is that your standard response now?

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:00:23 PM EDT

[#5]

In college I would use strawberry M/D 20/20 and blend it with ice to make slushies.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:07:52 PM EDT

[#6]

Ever try a cement mixer? That's worse....

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:10:57 PM EDT

[#7]

No, the worst drink is a shot of methanol in glass of prune juice. Called "shit or go blind"!

DO NOT DO THIS...METHANOL IS TOXIC AND WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:14:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
k

So, is that your standard response now?

Yarp

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:15:39 PM EDT

[#9]

Lawn mower vodka and wheat grass juice. Or Flaming homer. 1 oz brandy 1 oz peppermint schnapps 1 oz sloe gin 1 oz blackberry liqueur 1 oz strawberry juice Dimetap Would have to be worse

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:16:04 PM EDT

[#10]

Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:17:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Ever try a cement mixer? That's worse....

Ever try a purple fuck?

Take a shot of sambuca, a shot of tequila and a straw. Start drinking the sambuca through the straw and then as you drink it your buddy begins to slowly pour the tequila into the glass until all you are drinking at the end is pure tequila through a bar straw.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:22:08 PM EDT

[#12]

Whe I was 18/19 I got wasted on Vodka, Sunny D and Grenadine.

Man it tasted good going down but I could taste it for a week after.

I can't even look at a bottle of Sunny D without my stomach twitching now.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:22:29 PM EDT

[#13]

Mad Dog! I used to drink the Hawaiian Blue flavor out of a (well cleaned) Windex bottle. Freaked people out.

-Mark

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:34:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

That's a cement mixer. Only you keep both the lime juice abd the Bailey's in your mouth and you swish the two together. Have a camera ready to take pictures of the person's face...

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:36:44 PM EDT

[#15]

Here is mine.

Make a root beer float with some tequila.

I call it The Dead Mexican.

And no, I was not able to finish it.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:38:53 PM EDT

[#16]

Green Lizard-Green Charteuse and 151 Rum
Shot Glass

Sh*t will Hammer your hide

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:41:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

That's a cement mixer. Only you keep both the lime juice abd the Bailey's in your mouth and you swish the two together. Have a camera ready to take pictures of the person's face...

That is not a cement mixer. That is a Blow Job xxx/ whatever. I've had it and its fucking nasty.

A cement mixer is when u take all the spilled liquor from the mat at the end of the night and pour it in a glass. Only a real man would try this.

Only thing worse then the blow job shit is the 4 Horseman. Johnny, Jack, Jim, and Jose. Im going to gag just thinking about that.

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:43:20 PM EDT

[#18]

pepsi + orange juice

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:50:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

That's a cement mixer. Only you keep both the lime juice abd the Bailey's in your mouth and you swish the two together. Have a camera ready to take pictures of the person's face...

That is not a cement mixer. That is a Blow Job xxx/ whatever. I've had it and its fucking nasty.

A cement mixer is when u take all the spilled liquor from the mat at the end of the night and pour it in a glass. Only a real man would try this.

Only thing worse then the blow job shit is the 4 Horseman. Johnny, Jack, Jim, and Jose. Im going to gag just thinking about that.

Whatever it's called it's fukin gross...

I also just googled cement mixer drink and I think I'm correct...

Posted: 4/16/2008 1:52:55 PM EDT

[#20]

"Shot of Bile"

Bar rag squeezed into a shotglass.

Posted: 4/16/2008 2:00:54 PM EDT

[#21]

Sloe Gin and OJ

Don't eat the Purple Snow and tell me it's Love

Posted: 4/16/2008 2:16:32 PM EDT

[#22]

I only drink the good stuff

Posted: 4/16/2008 2:22:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Mmmm...orange jubilee...delicious!
If you're already wasted.

Posted: 4/16/2008 2:23:26 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

That's a cement mixer. Only you keep both the lime juice abd the Bailey's in your mouth and you swish the two together. Have a camera ready to take pictures of the person's face...

That is not a cement mixer. That is a Blow Job xxx/ whatever. I've had it and its fucking nasty.

A cement mixer is when u take all the spilled liquor from the mat at the end of the night and pour it in a glass. Only a real man would try this.

Only thing worse then the blow job shit is the 4 Horseman. Johnny, Jack, Jim, and Jose. Im going to gag just thinking about that.

It is a cement mixer.

Want a gross drink?

Take absinthe, vodka and flat root beer. Mix all three.

Insta-vomit.

Posted: 4/16/2008 2:31:37 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Heres the worst drink ever.

Blow Job Revenge Ingredients

# 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream
# 1 oz lime juice

Blow Job Revenge Mixing Directions
Put lime juice and Bailey's in separate shot glasses. Take the shot of Bailey's first, swish it around in your mouth and swallow. As soon as you swallow take the shot of lime juice.

Serve In:
Shot Glass

That's a cement mixer. Only you keep both the lime juice abd the Bailey's in your mouth and you swish the two together. Have a camera ready to take pictures of the person's face...

That is not a cement mixer. That is a Blow Job xxx/ whatever. I've had it and its fucking nasty.

A cement mixer is when u take all the spilled liquor from the mat at the end of the night and pour it in a glass. Only a real man would try this.

Only thing worse then the blow job shit is the 4 Horseman. Johnny, Jack, Jim, and Jose. Im going to gag just thinking about that.

Sorry dude, but you're wrong. Bailey's and lime juice IS a cement mixer.

The drink you're referring to as a cement mixer has no agreed upon name that I'm aware of. I've heard it called many things, including Mopshot, Bar-Rag, and New Jersey Turnpike. I'm sure there are many, many others.