I get these e-mails occasionally from a liberal feminist (somehow she put my "real name" e-mail in her list by mistake).  I read them on occasion to see what the other side is thinking.

This is actually kind of funny:


>Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
>
>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>Spotted Owl plague threatens
>Western North America crops & livestock.
>
>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim
>dies in the American Territory of the Middle East
>(formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)
>
>Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
>least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
>Nursing home event... Bill Clinton
>denies allegations of affair with candy striper.
>
>Texas executes last remaining citizen.
>
>Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
>
>Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.
>
>Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
>
>Ozone created by electric cars now
>killing thousands in Los Angeles.
>
>Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
>
>Microsoft announces it has perfected its
>newest version of Windows
>so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
>
>New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
>and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.

>4th anniversary of the GCA of 2031 that outlaws all items that are designed to accelerate a projectile.  
>Murder rates skyrocket an additional 435% just in time for the 4th anniversary of GCA of 31'
>Right wing extremist, known as SNIPERm88, receives a life sentence after being convicted of possessing a deadly assault potato cannon capable of launching highly deadly projectiles over 200 yards.  

Thats pretty funny.

Those are a hoot.

OJ FOUND INNOCENT FOR THE 712th TIME!!