This photo provided by the Smithsonian's National Zoo, taken Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007, shows four baby Solomon Island leaf frogs. born Nov. 20 at the zoo in Washington. They skipped the tadpole phase emerging from their eggs as fully-formed frogs known as “froglets.” The Solomon Island leaf frog is one of the few species in the world to do this. In the wild, this species is found in the moist lowland forests of Papua New Guinea and, as its name implies, the Solomon Islands. Although not yet endangered, these frogs face many of the same environmental challenges, such as pollution and loss of habitat, that have put many amphibian species in jeopardy. (AP Photo/Jessie Cohen, Smithsonian's National Zoo)






A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS






This photo provided by the Primate Research Institute in Kyoto, Japan, show a chimpanzee named Ayumu as he performs the second stage of a memory test in which he must recall the location on a touch sensitive monitor of numerals that have changed to squares, Dec. 13, 2006, at the Institute in Kyoto. (AP Photo/Primate Research Institute, Kyoto/Tetsuro Matsuzawa)






A boy rolls down a hill in the deep snow while playing near the course for the men's World Cup giant slalom in Beaver Creek, Colorado December 2, 2007. Beaver Creek has received over 15 inches of new snow in the last 24 hours. REUTERS/Mark Leffingwell (UNITED STATES)






Children play with a male goose during a beauty contest for fowl in Poroszlo, eastern Hungary June 23, 2007. (Karoly Arvai/Reuters)






Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., laughs at the painted head of supporter Daniel Nagy of Barrington, N.H. as she campaigns at a union hall in Brentwood, N.H. Monday, Nov. 26, 2007. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)






Iraqi soldiers guard a blindfolded Al-Qaeda suspect outside a military detention center in Baquba. US military prisons in Iraq hold around 2,000 Al-Qaeda militants, who were detained in security operations across the country.(AFP/File)

Shoot hte Al-Qaida

Future DK-prof's

Ah oh, tagged for the goose jokes soon to grace these pages

Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20071127/2007_11_27t110642_450x387_us_pillows.jpg Children play with a male goose during a beauty contest for fowl in Poroszlo, eastern Hungary June 23, 2007. (Karoly Arvai/Reuters)

They'd better have fun with it before DK-Prof opens this thread and sees

Thats pretty cool with the frogs skipping the larvae stage. Out here in the Pacific Northwest we have the only Tailed frogs in the world.

Quoted: A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS

Tag for caption

Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg Tag for caption

Me have to PEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quoted: A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS

So, why do we as Americans, which have the best of everything the world has to offer, not have airline stewardesses that look like that?  

Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS So, why do we as Americans, which have the best of everything the world has to offer, not have airline stewardesses that look like that?

Unions.




I'm pretending I didn't see the goose picture, bastards!!  

Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg

No beans, no beans, BEANS, no beans

Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS

Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches.

That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches. That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam.

Priceless.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches. That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam. Priceless.

Umm, that wasn't the caption I was looking for but ok?

Quoted: ass to mouth, .

You never go ass to mouth,



Ok sometimes you go ass to mouth...

Quoted: Quoted: ass to mouth, . You never go ass to mouth, Ok sometimes you go ass to mouth...

Sure you do, you just don't kiss her after...

Honestly, that is some prime Chinese meat in that photo, hot, hot, hot... Me and them girls would go together like peanut butter and ham!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ass to mouth, . You never go ass to mouth, Ok sometimes you go ass to mouth... Sure you do, you just don't kiss her after... Honestly, that is some prime Chinese meat in that photo, hot, hot, hot... Me and them girls would go together like peanut butter and ham!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ass to mouth, . You never go ass to mouth, Ok sometimes you go ass to mouth... Sure you do, you just don't kiss her after... Honestly, that is some prime Chinese meat in that photo, hot, hot, hot... Me and them girls would go together like peanut butter and ham!

Your ilk is the reason why Asians in the U.S get the shaft.

Thats why I don't even bother trying. Asian girls here probably prefer white meat anyway. Why else do EVERY half-Asian have the Asian mother and white father?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: ass to mouth, . You never go ass to mouth, Ok sometimes you go ass to mouth... Sure you do, you just don't kiss her after... Honestly, that is some prime Chinese meat in that photo, hot, hot, hot... Me and them girls would go together like peanut butter and ham!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches. That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam.

Way, way too much assplay there.  

Wow - 4 hours ago a guy talks about sex (actual, perverse anal-fixated sex) with 16-17 year old women, and nobody has yet accused him of being a disgusting pedophile, and a likely sexual predator?  Is the difference that those women were foreign, or are our resident strident "18 is a magic year" folks asleep?

In my state, 16 is legal....

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches. That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam. Way, way too much assplay there.

At least he didn't mention Fleet enemas.

Quoted: Wow - 4 hours ago a guy talks about sex (actual, perverse anal-fixated sex) with 16-17 year old women, and nobody has yet accused him of being a disgusting pedophile, and a likely sexual predator?  Is the difference that those women were foreign, or are our resident strident "18 is a magic year" folks asleep?

Age of consent varies.  The average age of consent in the US is 16.

Quoted: Quoted: Wow - 4 hours ago a guy talks about sex (actual, perverse anal-fixated sex) with 16-17 year old women, and nobody has yet accused him of being a disgusting pedophile, and a likely sexual predator?  Is the difference that those women were foreign, or are our resident strident "18 is a magic year" folks asleep? Age of consent varies.  The average age of consent in the US is 16.

Many, many times in the past, several members here have viciously accused people of being borderline child molesters for daring to make any comment suggesting they were attracted to a woman not yet 18.

I think their obsession has little to do with age of consent laws, and more to do with pornography laws.

Another Florida voter trying to figure out the new video voting machine.





I'll bet that left a streak.







Another global warning disaster.





One dose of rohypnol  -  $5

One bottle of ketchup  -  $2

Making a fool out of some bald guy on the campaign trail  -  Priceless!!







Who the hell taught you how to wipe?!




ETA that I own page two.

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Pvt. Root Beer?

Bumpety-bump.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071203/i/r2872321591.jpg A girl fails to maintain a crouching posture as students go through etiquette training at a vocational school in Beijing October 25, 2007. Around 1,400 aviation service students, mostly between the ages of 16 and 17, are currently going through physical conditioning as well as professional training for dressing and etiquette in order to serve as stewards during the 2008 Beijing Olympics, according to the school announcement. REUTERS Holy fucking yellow fever!!! man I would run wild in the room with a bottle of astroglide... I'm talking fisting, anal sex, ass to mouth, ass licking, pissing, I'd go Chang Kai Chek on those bitches. That girl who fell, her ass would look like the lake that was formed when the Chinese built that big ass dam. Priceless.

+1000

If I was still a member that would be in a sigline somehow.