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Posted: 10/11/2007 5:54:06 PM EDT

Chili is only chili with beans!

That is all!

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:55:15 PM EDT

[#1]

Again??

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:56:43 PM EDT

[#2]

OMFG it's TEOTWAWKI!!!

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:57:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Killswitch, you damn post whore !

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:58:05 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:58:12 PM EDT

[#5]

N_T would have posted this...

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:58:34 PM EDT

[#6]

NO BEANS!

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:58:41 PM EDT

[#7]

IBTL

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:58:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Killswitch, you damn post whore !

Don't hate dawg!

Posted: 10/11/2007 5:59:24 PM EDT

[#9]

My friggin toilet is so tired of me eating chili the lid closes by itself every time I step in the bathroom.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:03:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Alright guys this is getting ridonkulous, why dont we just start referring to chili without beans as "meat sauce" and if it has beans we can refer to it as "chili". This would make a lot more sense than referring to both of them as chili. BTW: im serious. If there aint no beans in it put it on spaghetti, if it has beans have it with some cornbread.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:05:10 PM EDT

[#11]

Chili is beanless.

Chili beans..............not so much.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:06:00 PM EDT

[#12]

You trying to instigate an Arfcom Civil War?

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:37:50 PM EDT

[#13]

maybe that was him in the "Bandwidth" pic ?

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:38:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Killswitch likes ghey pr0n

Oh th-top...

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:39:31 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Killswitch likes ghey pr0n

Maybe thats why his wife is unsatisfied, he likes teh gheys.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:40:10 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Killswitch likes ghey pr0n

Maybe thats why his wife is unsatisfied, he likes teh gheys.

Posted: 10/11/2007 6:41:25 PM EDT

[#17]

AGNTSA!!!!!!!

Chili has beans

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:09:20 PM EDT

[#18]

That looks delicious DesertRider!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:13:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Now with polly goodness!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:18:59 PM EDT

[#20]

CASI states if you think chili has beans, you DEFINITELY rode the short bus.

You also are a booger-eating mouth breather. And your mother dresses you...funny.

CASI is THE authority on chili. Beans were added to early canned chili because they are a MEAT substitute. You want cheap? Add beans.

If you cannot afford meat, GET A NEW JOB. Poor people piss me off. And they always smell like sour milk.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:20:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
CASI states if you think chili has beans, you DEFINITELY rode the short bus.

You also are a booger-eating mouth breather. And your mother dresses you...funny.

CASI is THE authority on chili. Beans were added to early canned chili because they are a MEAT substitute. You want cheap? Add beans.

If you cannot afford meat, GET A NEW JOB. Poor people piss me off. And they always smell like sour milk.

Kids who eat boogers have a stronger immune system.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:21:59 PM EDT

[#22]

I made a stinky

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:22:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
CASI states if you think chili has beans, you DEFINITELY rode the short bus.

You also are a booger-eating mouth breather. And your mother dresses you...funny.

CASI is THE authority on chili. Beans were added to early canned chili because they are a MEAT substitute. You want cheap? Add beans.

If you cannot afford meat, GET A NEW JOB. Poor people piss me off. And they always smell like sour milk.

Kids who eat boogers have a stronger immune system.

Yeah, justify your neurotic tics...just don't make the claim that chili has beans. Because THE authority plainly states NO FILLERS, NO BEANS.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:23:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
CASI states if you think chili has beans, you DEFINITELY rode the short bus.

You also are a booger-eating mouth breather. And your mother dresses you...funny.

CASI is THE authority on chili. Beans were added to early canned chili because they are a MEAT substitute. You want cheap? Add beans.

If you cannot afford meat, GET A NEW JOB. Poor people piss me off. And they always smell like sour milk.

Kids who eat boogers have a stronger immune system.

Yeah, justify your neurotic tics...just don't make the claim that chili has beans. Because THE authority plainly states NO FILLERS, NO BEANS.

I thought it was ARFCOM tradition to not like author-at-tahh!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:23:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Killswitch, you damn post whore !

+1

On a completely unrelated note, I always see your avatar and think it is a pic AXL posted.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:27:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
CASI states if you think chili has beans, you DEFINITELY rode the short bus.

You also are a booger-eating mouth breather. And your mother dresses you...funny.

CASI is THE authority on chili. Beans were added to early canned chili because they are a MEAT substitute. You want cheap? Add beans.

If you cannot afford meat, GET A NEW JOB. Poor people piss me off. And they always smell like sour milk.

Kids who eat boogers have a stronger immune system.

Yes because of my childhood I am healthier than all of you ha ha ha!

Also chili without beans is just meat in tomato sauce.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:32:19 PM EDT

[#27]

Beans are for poor people.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:37:07 PM EDT

[#28]

THE RULE BOOK

I realize some of you mouth-breathers think you can make the rules as you see fit...but that won't fly when there is money on the line. CASI is the final word.

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

You bean queens are too prissy to spend a few days in Terlingua TX. But you are missing out...October 29-November 3. Bring camping gear/RVs/trailers and plenty of water. This is roughing it but that is how real people like it.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:37:41 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Beans are for poor people.

AMEN!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:37:43 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Beans are for poor people.

AMEN!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:40:24 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:42:51 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

That is a mandatory trip to the gallows.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:51:21 PM EDT

[#33]

Wow, lots of polls today.

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:51:50 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

Mmm...cheese!

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:52:17 PM EDT

[#35]

It puts the beans in the chili

Posted: 10/11/2007 7:57:34 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

That is a mandatory trip to the gallows.

But being from Wisconsin cheese is in the chili, is the hanging in Texas or is that nationwide?

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:02:20 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

That is a mandatory trip to the gallows.

But being from Wisconsin cheese is in the chili, is the hanging in Texas or is that nationwide?

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...but exactly how does cheese react to hot chili? It turns into a sticky, gooey mess. Yeah, you can sprinkle some on top of your dish. Better yet, fried cheese curds on the SIDE with a Leienkugel Red.

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:02:21 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
It puts the beans in the chili

Or else it gets the hose again!

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:04:19 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
THE RULE BOOK

Rule #2.

2. NO FILLERS IN CHILI - Beans, macaroni, rice, hominy, or other similar ingredients are not permitted.

What about cheese?

That is a mandatory trip to the gallows.

But being from Wisconsin cheese is in the chili, is the hanging in Texas or is that nationwide?

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...

Yep its really good.

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:06:51 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...but exactly how does cheese react to hot chili? It turns into a sticky, gooey mess. Yeah, you can sprinkle some on top of your dish. Better yet, fried cheese curds on the SIDE with a Leienkugel Red.

What's a "Diary Queer?"

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:11:01 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...but exactly how does cheese react to hot chili? It turns into a sticky, gooey mess. Yeah, you can sprinkle some on top of your dish. Better yet, fried cheese curds on the SIDE with a Leienkugel Red.

What's a "Diary Queer?"

Sorry, "dairy queer". Fucking milk products IN EVERYTHING!

They put milk in their beer!

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:12:21 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...but exactly how does cheese react to hot chili? It turns into a sticky, gooey mess. Yeah, you can sprinkle some on top of your dish. Better yet, fried cheese curds on the SIDE with a Leienkugel Red.

What's a "Diary Queer?"

Sorry, "dairy queer". Fucking milk products IN EVERYTHING!

They put milk in their beer!

What kind of beer is that?

Posted: 10/11/2007 8:13:13 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hey, you diary queers put butter on hamburgers...but exactly how does cheese react to hot chili? It turns into a sticky, gooey mess. Yeah, you can sprinkle some on top of your dish. Better yet, fried cheese curds on the SIDE with a Leienkugel Red.

What's a "Diary Queer?"

Sorry, "dairy queer". Fucking milk products IN EVERYTHING!

They put milk in their beer!

What kind of beer is that?

A Beer Float.