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Posted: 10/10/2007 5:21:52 AM EDT
The zombies were everywhere. They were extremely uncoordinated, stumbling, and able to be pushed down, but still very dangerous. They could run, but not very fast.  I was outside of my house with some friends. I took out my pocket knife and started stabbing them in the head, with little effect.

Me and to buddies ran into my house. The zombies seemed content to wait outside for us.  We opened my safe and loaded up. Guns upon guns, web gear with mags upon mags. knives, swords. Ready to kick some ass!

Then I woke up.

Damn it!

I even woke up all tensed for a fight. It was going to be fun.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 5:28:31 AM EDT
[#1]
well that sucks
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:52:21 AM EDT
[#2]
Stabing them in the head? How big was your knife blade? 1/2"? Get a biger knife!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:57:26 AM EDT
[#3]
I have zombie dreams pretty often, which is weird, because I don't really even like zombie movies.

I had one two nights ago that was pretty bad.  Pretty much everybody I knew was killed or turned into a zombie, and I never had a gun.

The one before that was pretty sweet though, zombies in Iraq.  I had a SAW which worked pretty well, and when I ran out of ammo I could just pretend to be a zombie and they left me alone.  
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:58:05 AM EDT
[#4]
You guys need to get laid.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:58:10 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:58:51 AM EDT
[#6]
Me and my coworkers had a great discussion about zombies last night. I learned that im not hte only one worried about zombies in my work place
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 8:59:10 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
You guys need to get laid.


By Zombies?
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:00:12 AM EDT
[#8]
It's probably best that you woke up when  you did and not be so disappointed today, remembering the part where you were eaten!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:00:33 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You guys need to get laid.


By Zombies?

ZOMBIE PIE?!?!?!
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:16:03 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
You guys need to get laid.


I'm not gonna argue that point.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:20:53 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 9:25:04 AM EDT
[#12]
SIIZPAPP ?

No...
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:02:04 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
SIIZPAPP ?

No...


indeed
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:04:27 PM EDT
[#14]
i want to have a zombie dream.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:10:47 PM EDT
[#15]
See its instances like this that make me want to learn how to do that lucid dreaming shit


Why just remember the zombie dream, when you can live the zombie dream

Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:33:16 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
You guys need to get laid.


By Zombies?

ZOMBIE PIE?!?!?!


Be ready for biting, it may be a little more rough than you are used to.
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:40:15 PM EDT
[#17]
I had one the other week too--no gunz to speak of.  
Link Posted: 10/10/2007 6:50:41 PM EDT
[#18]
My cat is ready!

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