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Posted: 10/8/2007 2:40:27 PM EDT
I have one on the weekends that is much more fun with a heavy buzz.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:40:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Yep.

Have I? Yes.

Do I anymore? No.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:41:22 PM EDT
[#2]
IBTP

Nope.

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:41:23 PM EDT
[#3]
I can do ANYTHING drunk!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:42:15 PM EDT
[#4]
I can do anything better when I am drunk!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:42:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes but not legally...........
I own a liquor store
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:43:17 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I can do anything better when I am drunk!


get your own material buddy!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:43:31 PM EDT
[#7]
I used to, not really drunk but severly hung over basically still drunk. COuld I now no way!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:43:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Drunk, No. Asleep, Possibly.


While posting on ARFCOM, definitely.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:43:51 PM EDT
[#9]
Im sure I could, right up till I destroyed something or killed someone.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:44:25 PM EDT
[#10]
That would be pretty much a terrible idea.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:44:31 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't think so, but sometimes I think a light buzz would eliminate the headache at the end of the day.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:45:20 PM EDT
[#12]
no, it wouldn't be possible at all
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:45:24 PM EDT
[#13]
I could easily.  Right up to the point where I get fired.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:45:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Easily.  I have a number of times in the past.  My job REALLY isn't that hard.  
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:45:41 PM EDT
[#15]
I am the SO for a local indoor range. I don't think so.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:45:55 PM EDT
[#16]
No way in hell, I would definatly loose some digits.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:46:04 PM EDT
[#17]
GO to law school?

Hell yes.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:46:15 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Yep.

Have I? Yes.

Do I anymore? No.


IBTUB/IBTGMB

In Before The Union Bashers/In Before the GM Bashers

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be a good idea for me to go to work after a couple.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:46:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Occasionally the boss takes me to lunch and we drink a few.... or more.

He thinks I can do my job drunk so so do I.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:47:34 PM EDT
[#20]
I work for a tree trimming/removing company.  I basically climb trees for a living.

Drinking on the job could be deadly.





I wait 'til I get home.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:48:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Full Time-I sell Guns.
Yes I could! I'm sure I'd handle firearms with more respect/responsibility than 98%
of my customers.

Part Time-Bartender.
I NEED to drink in order to fulfill my sworn duties.

Soon to Be-LEO.
Hell no. I believe I'd need to be pretty gottdamn sharp on tha job.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:52:22 PM EDT
[#22]
I'd hate to think about having to do my job sober!

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:52:26 PM EDT
[#23]
No.

Power tools and alcohol don't mix.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:52:45 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm a nurse.

Yeah I could do it drunk but there's no way the coworkers or even the patients would not be able to smell it.

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:52:46 PM EDT
[#25]
No.  It would be terrible.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:54:03 PM EDT
[#26]
probably not but hey it is worth a shot

edit: all you page two are belong to me
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:54:04 PM EDT
[#27]
No.

I'm paid for accuracy and completeness.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 2:54:38 PM EDT
[#28]
I have when working from home, and it's about as dangerous as me posting this right now.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:08:35 PM EDT
[#29]
NO!
Driving/climbing on roofs
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:16:44 PM EDT
[#30]
school buses and booze don't mix. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if kids got hurt because I was drunk.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:19:39 PM EDT
[#31]
Kinda hard to put together an accurate estimate when your seeing two of everything on the prints.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:20:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Not really.

One time I took a new person to lunch (hoping to win schmoozing points) and she insisted that I drink something with her.  She had wine so I ordered the smallest glass of beer I could find.  It didn't really affect me too much, but I still felt bad for having had a drink on the job.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:21:15 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Kinda hard to put together an accurate estimate when your seeing two of everything on the prints.



Double the money!!!!111!one!


I think your boss would be proud.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:21:41 PM EDT
[#34]
Probably not, I have to answer phones and transfer calls and I don't think I'd be able to do that passably.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:21:55 PM EDT
[#35]
Answer the phone drunk? Sure.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:23:10 PM EDT
[#36]
yup. The most I ever have to deal with is 600 amps. but its only DC so as long as the tools are insulated good its safe.

I dont really like being up on rolling ladders though. I do tend to drop more tools, but they never fall in a bad place.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:23:32 PM EDT
[#37]
The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my gun and badge.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:28:06 PM EDT
[#38]
I'm a manager. It would probably improve my performance
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:29:21 PM EDT
[#39]
I could, but I dare not!

I fix airplanes for a living, and they fly over homes and businesses.

I don't want to see one of my planes on the 5 O'colck news because I could'nt wait for that drink.  
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:39:06 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my gun and badge.


OMG
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:42:28 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my gun and badge.


Barney Fife?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:43:17 PM EDT
[#42]
Could I?  Probably.  However I'd probably lose a digit, perhaps even a hand.  And more than likely lay a wrecking to a 3/4 million dollar machine.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:44:43 PM EDT
[#43]
No way in hell.......................
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:45:58 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I have one on the weekends that is much more fun with a heavy buzz.


I'm an IT guy.  Troubleshooting is a lot more entertaining when you're hammered.  Oddly enough I had the opportunity to do such things when I was in the Navy.  The other netadmin was on leave and out of state... I was drunk off my ass on the weekend but not on duty... Chief had to come get me.   Yeah, fun times
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:51:13 PM EDT
[#45]
There is only ONE job that can be done effectively ... nay, MORE EFFECTIVELY, while drunk.


Sales.


Damn, those bastages is good.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:52:28 PM EDT
[#46]
No
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 3:58:49 PM EDT
[#47]
No because I might spill my drink.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:03:38 PM EDT
[#48]
I can't do my job drunk, but when I was in college you'd have to be high to right some of the programming code we came up with.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:03:42 PM EDT
[#49]
Part of my job is packing parachutes. Could I do it drunk? Probably.

The question is, would you want me to?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:06:45 PM EDT
[#50]
I teach Freshmen and Seniors in high school... social studies, of course.


The Freshmen I could teach with a buzz, the Seniors would call me out on it.  


"...Then we broke up the Ottoman Empire, and much furniture was had by all... *hic* "





- BG
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