Copied this from another site. Thought it was funny.


AFGHAN TV GUIDE


MONDAYS:

8:00 -"Husseinfeld"

8:30 - "Mad About Everything"

9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"

9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"



TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"

8:30 - "The Stench is Right"

9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"



WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"

9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"

10:00 - "Veilwatch"



THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"

8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"

9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"

10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"



FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"

8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"

9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"

10:00 - "No-witness News"

I think the Taliban forbid them from having TV.

Pretty funny nonetheless.