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Posted: 6/16/2007 9:26:07 PM EDT
I at least hope someone gets a goddamn blow job for fathers day!!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:30:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Drinking + posting = bad, mkay?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:31:56 PM EDT
[#2]
how in the hell did you know?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:32:37 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
how in the hell did you know?


You resurrected this troll account from beyond the grave?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:33:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Talking about kids, blow jobs, and aspirations in adjacent sentences is rather concerning.

Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:33:26 PM EDT
[#5]
How do you figure?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:34:13 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTL.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:35:05 PM EDT
[#7]
Congratulations.  Now, raise them properly.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:35:09 PM EDT
[#8]
"WTF"
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:36:13 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
How do you figure?


In FL, people who usually combine kids, blow jobs, and their aspirations end up riding the lightning, so to speak.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:36:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Don't worry! A stern voice and a stong hand will get them on the right path.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:37:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Been to FL, your right.  
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:37:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Don't drink and post.  For the childrens.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:38:31 PM EDT
[#13]
I have kids (1 & 1 on the way) and every day I wake up and wonder how the FUCK that happened...

Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:39:25 PM EDT
[#14]
weird
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:39:38 PM EDT
[#15]
It always seems like a good idea at the time.  Think sober!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:39:58 PM EDT
[#16]
Love my children Glad to be a dad.

Wife hooked me up  
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:40:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Your weird!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:41:23 PM EDT
[#18]
Good to be you.  Your just lucky the wife "hooked you up."  
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:42:28 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Good to be you.  Your just lucky the wife "hooked you up."  


Nope not lucky, I earned the title of good husband and with it the rewards.

No luck needed.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:43:35 PM EDT
[#20]
IBTL...
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:44:06 PM EDT
[#21]
Good for you man.  I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world.  I have issues with women, mainly bitches!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:45:08 PM EDT
[#22]
What the hell does "IBTL" mean
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:45:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:45:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:45:42 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Good for you man.  I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world.  I have issues with women, mainly bitches!


Well I hear ghey men make good fathers/mothers too!

So chin up ol boy!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:46:57 PM EDT
[#26]
I would tell you to suck it, but I don't want you knocking on my door!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:47:30 PM EDT
[#27]
That's the truth!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:48:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Then go to sleep.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:49:06 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
IBTL...


Thread and account lock.


Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:50:41 PM EDT
[#30]
What the hell does that mean?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:53:56 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Good for you man.  I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world.  I have issues with women, mainly bitches!


I'm a single dad to. I have been raising my son by myself for nearly 3 yrs. It's hard, but that's frigging life.

You're right, there are a lot of worthless woman out there. The reverse is also true, Lot's of worthless men out there as well.

Here's the trick if you a good man, the look for the good woman & past the worthless ones, & things will get better.


I have a wonderful woman in my life now & for a good 1.5 yrs I felt much like you about woman. It takes some time to heal up after a major butt kicking, but time will heal you, if you let it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:58:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Your right man. I may have a good one, don't know yet, I haven't got the psyc eval back yet.  I trust no one and suspect everyone. I'm sure I will get over it, but how do i over come before the right one comes along?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 10:05:28 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Your right man. I may have a good one, don't know yet, I haven't got the psyc eval back yet.  I trust no one and suspect everyone. I'm sure I will get over it, but how do i over come before the right one comes along?


Well one thing about women you know now you didn't before is., you may not know what you want but you dang sure know what you don't want.

Now look for a woman who already likes the things you do, & don't waste time on some drippy libtard, or middle of the roader.

Learning to trust again is a slow process. The next woman will have to earn trust from you, & you will have to earn hers as well. Nothing easy is really worth having.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 10:12:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 10:43:44 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


There is nothing more wonderful in the whole wide world than having your own child. Children are Gods gift to us.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 4:20:13 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


DITTO
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 4:31:41 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


DITTO



Gotta kick the income up a notch man. I spoil my girl and still spend more on guns and such.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:54:11 AM EDT
[#38]
I forsee a bad end to this thread...


p.s. I love the hell out of my kids.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:01:32 AM EDT
[#39]
Steak and blowjob day is the day really meant for men who are loved.

Father's day is a made up Hallmark day that I refuse to take part in.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:02:57 AM EDT
[#40]
Someone who is finally talking some sense.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:12:07 AM EDT
[#41]
Where?
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:18:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Steak and blowjob
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:23:14 AM EDT
[#43]
My IQ just went down 15 points from reading this thread
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:23:34 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I have kids (1 & 1 on the way) and every day I wake up and wonder how the FUCK that happened...

Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.


I believe you have answered your own question...

Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:23:37 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
There is nothing more wonderful in the whole wide world than having your own child. Children are Gods gift to us.


Hmmmmm. Debatable.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:50:58 AM EDT
[#46]
I hope my father enjoys today, since he hasnt spoken to me in about 6 years, bastard!
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:04:07 AM EDT
[#47]
Lucky you, mine won't leave me the hell alone. Bastard!
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:12:08 AM EDT
[#48]
I like kids.

Other peoples kids.  
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:22:00 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
IBTL.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:23:56 AM EDT
[#50]
Good Luck with all that.
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