Osama Bin Laden calls up George Bush.

"George, I had a dream last night. I dreamed that all of America looked like the rubble of the twin towers. All was destroyed but the White House, and over the White House flew an Islamic flag. What do you think of that, George?"

George replied, "Well, you know Osama, I had a dream too. I dreamed that all of Afganistan, all of the Muslim world, was beautiful, with buildings taller than the Twin Towers, and the people were happy and prosperous and at peace. And a flag few over Kabul in my dream."

"What flag was it, George? What was on it?"


"You know Osama, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

Goodluck and Godspeed to our boys over there.


Vass