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Posted: 10/5/2001 11:47:39 AM EDT
Subject: Breaking News

Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001
A shocking development took place  today as the ruling members of the Taliban  held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is  invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate  for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:48:52 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm only joking [argue][smoke]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:56:46 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:57:23 AM EDT
[#3]
Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 12:03:57 PM EDT
[#4]
I liked that one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 6:57:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Hardy har   good one
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:02:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:04:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: Subject: Breaking News

Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001
A shocking development took place  today as the ruling members of the Taliban  held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is  invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate  for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
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Thank you come again.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:08:28 PM EDT
[#8]
& Motel 6 managers.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:10:27 PM EDT
[#9]
laughed so hard I damn near choked. Good one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:11:55 PM EDT
[#10]
I predict that you will be the first patriotic American to receive his barcode tattoo. It'll be on your neck so that everyone can always see it. You'll do commercials like Jared from Subway saying "Be a Patriotic American like me, Necro!"
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 8:41:24 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Subject: Breaking News

Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001
A shocking development took place  today as the ruling members of the Taliban  held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is  invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate  for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
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Now I'm wiping the beer off my monitor and keyboard

[grumble]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 8:54:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Freakin hilarious!!!!
[}:D]...........[}:D]

ColtShorty

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged,  I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:04:05 PM EDT
[#13]
That's discrimination against the arab people! I DEMAND your account be locked!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:27:58 PM EDT
[#14]
The Floatmaster. Demanding the account be locked...Floatorama, the Floatster...FLOAT!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:38:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
& Motel 6 managers.
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Actually, I think most motel managers are from India.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:43:54 PM EDT
[#16]
Almost had me......

[whacko]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:37:13 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:41:04 AM EDT
[#18]
Thought there might be a case of price gouging on 2 for $.99 hot dogs....
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:54:09 AM EDT
[#19]
Don't EAT the food!!![shock]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:57:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Very Funny....
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 2:47:58 PM EDT
[#21]
hey guys, my aunts bosses friend is in chicago, and he says slurrpies are $4.50 each. im gonna fill up a 55 gal drum before the price increase hits iowa.
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