bumped into a person i know casualy yesterday, got to talking about current military situation, and this person proceeds to tell me they knew 12 people who died at the pentagon...kinda unusual since under 100 military personel were killed there...and that would mean this person know 10% of all those killed. then this person tells me that since they had so much high speed training that the Army was recalling them for service,,,now understand this person isnt active reserve, not even Inactive ready reserve. then this fool proceeds to explain that they are Ranger/Airborne qualified, HALO qualified and have over 1300 jumps with the 101st airborne.(yeah i know the 101st is air assault heli-borne)i did my best not to puke,,then im told this person is also Delta qualified , but refused a Delta position, and has many cental american/south american clandestine jumps. the best part of thae story is that this person is 5'4" 120lbs and is a FEMALE!!!!ive heard war stories before,,,but this was the most outrageous thing ive ever heard!!!!anyone else have any similar stories of fraudulent assholes?? thanx

Dont even get me started on my numerous suicide missions as a Navie Walrus.

Did she have brown eyes?