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Posted: 2/25/2007 2:16:28 PM EDT
If there was a, you know, terrorist attack at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood where the Academy Awards will be presented, and huge loss of life among the Hollywood Intelligensia, would you:

a) add beans to chili, or

b) not add beans to chili.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:17:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:18:11 PM EDT
[#2]
But the beautiful people!  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:18:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Add beans. Someone'll have to make up for the lack of hot air, and I guess it will be me.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:18:22 PM EDT
[#4]
B
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:19:04 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:20:33 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
But the beautiful people!  


They look so natural lying there...  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:20:55 PM EDT
[#7]
I would rush out to my nearest store and hoard beans, and decide later if I want to add them or not.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:23:06 PM EDT
[#8]
the bodies won't rot due to all the plastic being used or the bodies will give off toxic fumes due to all the plastic when it burns
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:23:24 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
But the beautiful people!  


They look so natural lying there...  


Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:23:49 PM EDT
[#10]
does silicone and botox actually die ?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:24:26 PM EDT
[#11]
What kind of question is that?  
Of course you add beans.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:24:42 PM EDT
[#12]
There wouldn't be any fire.


The silicone and bullshit would smother any flames.





Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:25:14 PM EDT
[#13]
I think I'd go with the beans.  And some more hot sauce too.




-K
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:26:19 PM EDT
[#14]
If if happened, maybe Hollywood would stop supporting the terrosists?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:26:26 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens?

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:26:47 PM EDT
[#16]
I already ate a whole bowl of chili today.  It had beens.

I would probably pull the cork on a bottle of wine, though.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:27:02 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens?



Of course not.

He means eating chili.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:27:35 PM EDT
[#18]
marshmallows toasted over an actresses ass.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:27:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Who the fuck cares?

Zombie Briteney doesn't care either.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:28:06 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens?



Of course not.

He means eating chili.



I am officially dumber than a rock!  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:28:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Like the Whos down in Whoville we'd all cry "BOO HOO".
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:28:43 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I already ate a whole bowl of chili today.  It had beens.

I would probably pull the cork on a bottle of wine, though.



And you can put the cork to good use!  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:28:52 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens treasonous shitbags?




Well, I guess that's not really fair.  Some are merely shitbags.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:30:12 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens?



They all promised to leave the country, years ago. That was WHY we elected Bush. Serves them right for fibbing to us.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:30:19 PM EDT
[#25]
I guess I'd have to buy more JPFO movies, since hollywood won't be making any more.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:32:13 PM EDT
[#26]
I wouldn't eat chili at all.  I'd take the woman out to eat.

Can't wait to see the commies give each other awards, especially the big one to algore for saving us all from ourselves and saving the children.  

This will make up for snubbing the polesmokers last year.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:32:15 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
If there was a, you know, terrorist attack at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood where the Academy Awards will be presented, and huge loss of life among the Hollywood Intelligensia, would you:

a) add beans to chili, or

b) not add beans to chili.


Obviously, the most important question would be why one would consider adding beans to chili in the first place!  The question should be whether or not to add more red pepper.

Woody
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:32:44 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted: If there was a, you know, terrorist attack at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood where the Academy Awards will be presented, and huge loss of life among the Hollywood Intelligensia
Ok, so where's the bad news?
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:33:14 PM EDT
[#29]
No fracking way the ROP would be that stupid. It would just break my heart though
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:34:17 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'd get a pleasant, warm feeling inside.

And smile.



You'd get a warm pleasant feeling about muslim extremists killing American citizens?



It's all about appreciating the irony in life.  Irony goes well with a good German Riesling.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:34:43 PM EDT
[#31]
Libtards or not, it would be an attack against my country.
When a terrorist strikes within the borders of my country, regardless of target, it will never be a cause for celebration.

If there were a terror attack on American soil you want to know if my reaction would be to add beans to chili???

Sir - with all due respect, this is ARFCOM.........no sir, I would not add beans to my chili.

(some beans are fine, more than a couple in a whole bowl of chili, it starts to border on vegetarian hippie food - BEEF, Its whats for dinner)
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:35:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Goddam, I remember I was sitting in a bar in NYC watching and Peter Jennings broke in saying those American troops in Iraq were captured.  I started crying right there in the bar.

Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:36:20 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
If if happened, maybe Hollywood would stop supporting the terrosists?



No, they would blame President Bush.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:37:21 PM EDT
[#34]
The fact that Americans were attacked is the only thing that matters.  Wishing ill will on fellow Americans, no matter how utterly stupid, moronic and corrupt they are, is just flat wrong.

An attack on the U.S. is just that-an attack on all of us.

HH
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Libtards or not, it would be an attack against my country.


Yep.

But I figure what the hell. If we're going to lose some people, let's at least make it some WORTHLESS people. The Academy Awards fit that bill nicely, IMO.

But fear not; the enemy will never attack their allies, so instead we'll get Al Gore winning and more leftist BS.

As for me, I'm going to catch up on my BSG.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:39:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Sodom and Gomorrah.

Who am I to question God's Will?

[All you "high road" folks need a beer.]
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:40:47 PM EDT
[#37]
Add the beans.

Furthermore, I'd simply get up tomorrow morning at 0500 and head out to catch my train to work.

In fact...is there something special going on tonight?

Rome comes on at 2100.  I'll be watching that.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 2:44:25 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
[All you "high road" folks need a beer.]



No shit.  Some people around here really need to lighten up and get a sense of humor.  



Oh yeah...beans.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:05:15 PM EDT
[#39]
I think I'd add the beans I mean it would definately be something to celebrate.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:13:16 PM EDT
[#40]
LOL, beans all the way...

Who cares?
clown Anna is obviously oblivious...
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 3:33:34 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
If if happened, maybe Hollywood would stop supporting the terrosists?


No, they would ask what they could do to make the terrorists love them.
Link Posted: 2/25/2007 4:54:07 PM EDT
[#42]
Brief response to the "high roaders".  I applaud your sentiment.

However:

Hollywood AS A GROUP would cheerfully strip me of my second amendment rights, leaving me a subject instead of a citizen in my own country.
 
Hollywood AS A GROUP would likely strip me further of my first amendment rights; as evidence I offer the castigation received by anyone who dares speak ill of the Global Warming Religion.

Hollywood AS A GROUP would applaud turning this country toward socialism if not full communism, after all the rich suckups always do okay with the commissars.

Hollywood AS A GROUP is a threat to my liberty, and that of my children.  They believe that money and celebrity have bestowed wisdom upon them, while it really has only bestowed a pulpit, one which is rarely used for good.

I would truly mourn the innocent should an Oscar disaster occur; those who were present only because a spouse, parent, or friend asked them to attend, or those who have not drunk from the Leftist Koolaid.  As for the rest, I believe Captain Butler said it best:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".


Sorry to burst anyone's bubble.  At least there is an entertaining thread on whether you would watch the Oscars currently going, maybe that's a better place to post than here.
Link Posted: 2/26/2007 7:37:44 AM EDT
[#43]
You don't add beans to chili... you make meat soup into chili by adding beans. Beans make the chili...

as for the Academy Awards "disaster". Is Robert DeNiro and al Pacino there? Those are the only two I might be sad to see a building fall on... and even those two haven't been impressing me lately.

If the cast of Battelstar Galactica is there I'll be downright pissed.

Otherwise... I'll only pay attention when I see excavators scooping up pieces of the roof with Hollyweird body parts handing off of the rubble. Fuck'em all.
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