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Posted: 12/30/2006 6:52:15 PM EDT
and he says, Yeah? I said Yeah, I will be celebrating with a feast of pork sausage and crab chowder!
He didn't get it, but the cashier in the next aisle had to cover her hand with her mouth to keep from letting one slip. Ha ha, somebody laughed. |
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....and then the bartender said, "Goldfish don't have toes!!" HaHaHaHa!!!....uh, huh? WTF
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Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?
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she was laughing because she thinks you're a gayz0r. |
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How'n hell do you do that? Stick your fist in your mouth I guess. |
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That's what I got out of it. |
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CAN SITE MANAGEMENT STOP PEAK_OIL FROM WASTING MORE BANDWIDTH?????
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+1. |
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holy shit your one of those people i was afraid of when i worked retail. make vague comments and jokes about current events and then get mad and starting throwing a hissy fit when i didnt know wtf you were talking about! i dont watch tv! SORRY! now get the hell out of the store! no, i dont need you to explain your shitty joke to me!
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If you're riding down the street on your bannna and your pancakes fall off, how many tin cans does it take to hold up an elephant?
14. Because ice cream doesn't have bones. |
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Actually, Saddam ran a pretty secular state, HATED Islamic fundies, and didn't really give a shit about Islam one way or the other until after he was captured and he decided he wanted to be regarded as a "martyr" and started carrying around a Koran during his trial. So even if someone got the reference, they might not have understood WTF it had to do with Saddam. Alternatively, someone might just have though you hated Jews or something. |
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I thought it meant you were going to
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Every mental ward has a resident who thinks he's Dennis Miller. |
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No better way to celebrate the death of a secular dictator than by eating food items that are considered unclean by a religion he was marginally involved in. |
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Wow. |
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thedoctors308: 1 Peak_Stupidity: 0 |
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I was just explaining P_O's post |
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Funny and yet still seems strangly appra po (sp?). |
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That was so bizarre it was pretty funny. |
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It may just be because I'm sleepy, but that is one of the funniest things I've ever read. |
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You went to the John Kerry School of Joke Telling didn't you.
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Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal. Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea. |
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What he said. Jews are semites. Arabs are semites. Neither eat pork. |
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Right on deej. I'm posting from Wilmette. |
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Aww crap. I wish I would have known sooner. |
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Complete and utter hogwash! LOBSTERS are like the cockroaches of the sea. |
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No crustaceans at all? |
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Oh boyo!
It's a wacky wackularious jokey jokereeno ho ho fest. Hint: Inside jokes are GHEY. |
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crab meat is banned by Islamic (and Jewish, IIRC) dietary laws. If that IS the reference, it is rather vague. |
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She probabaly thought you said that you wanted the clerk's pork sausage and that you had crabs. |
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That means that cockroaches must taste delicious! |
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+1 on that. I know Jews don't eat crab, shrimp, and other shellfish because they're "unclean" but I never heard of Muslims refusing them. Just pork (again, by both groups, oh yeah and probably the 7th-Day Adventists since they follow Leviticus too IIRC). Oh well. It was still a good hanging! TOo bad they forgot the tar and feathers first. |
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