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Posted: 10/28/2006 8:44:43 AM EDT
I've had some ODD costumes over the years. One time I dressed in a black catsuit with a tight black wrap around my head and outlined myself in neon yellow tape. I was a "chalk line" and spent a LOT of time lying around in different dead poses while at work. (my boss found it hysterical. we had NOTHING going on that day)
Another time I wore a black dress suit and attached fake birds and blood all over me and was that chick from the movie "The Birds". One year I was a deviled egg. I made a round, white shell around me and wore devil horns. Then there was the pot head ... which was fairly easy. I dressed in "slacker clothes" and fixed a flower pot to my head. But the best one was when I was the "Phantom of the Grand Old Opry" which was pretty funny. I wore the regular mask from the Phantom of the Opera with a black cape and slicked my hair down pretty good ... then I donned a cowboy hat, boots, holster and a fake horse. I won the award that night. So what are you funniest or most absurd costume ideas? |
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Viagra man. Viagra t-shirt 8" dildo or other substitute in sweatpants.
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This thread is worthless without...
I'm thinking of just being NRA Man this year. NRA hat, shirt, BDU pants, drop-leg rig, LBV, AR. |
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I'm going to be an electric plug this year. My wife is an outlet :P
I won a contest in like 5th grade.... I wore a white trash bag, covered in mayonaise... I was a pimple! |
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I did something similar at a costume party last night. NRA hat, BDU pants, gunsmith shirt, and a Safariland 6004 with an airsoft pistol. I was actually going as a professional zombie exterminator. My wife was the zombie. I found it funny that I didn't have to buy anything for my costume. |
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The sickest yet most amazingly unorthodox costume I've ever seen was done by a fellow Midshipman back at USNA.
He put on a flesh-colored skin-tight bathing suit, covered himself in red paint, wrapped a hangar around his head, ad went as an abortion. Even now, all I can say is: |
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Killer clown mask and my buddies drywall stilts brought me up to 9'.
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One of my co-workers was seriously considering dressing as a KKK member....not funny at all except he was black. He decided that some folks wouldn't see the humor though.
I've gone as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange. Full on droog gear: white shirt, pants, suspenders, bowler hat, combat boots, cane fake eyelash on one eye. Kinda sucks trying to explain it to people who've never seen the movie. The folks who did get it liked it. |
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Now thats funny shit! |
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Last night I was a box of Franzia wine, complete with working tap.
like this NSFW let me just say from my experience last night, BEST COSTUME EVER |
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Now there's a lucky SOB! |
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get a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt and hat, then get a video camera. b00bies ensue!!!!!
now if only I could dig up a shirt and hat right quick..... |
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I've done Pimpy SMurf - painted myself blue, and dressed like a pimp.
Another year was a disco ball - Silver shirt, shaved my head, silver makeup, glued sequins all over, and had a 1AAA flashlight on each shoulder, pointing up. |
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Better be sure you get the two-prong/three-prong thing right. |
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That is truly amazing, a work of art. I wonder how much it cost to make? |
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Best costume I've seen was a buddy of mine. Black guy, dressed in regular clothes. Went up to him and asked, What are you supposed to be? Him: Nothing, Im keeping a low profile, Im "Incog-Negro". Playing off the word Incognito. I fell over I laughed so hard.
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I'm probably going in a pair of scrubs and be a doctor . Kinda fits as I have a med school interview on Halloween
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This is mine for tonight. I'm heading out soon. |
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Damn!
I found a cheap safari outfit and was going to do a broken stinger/pool of blood on the chest bit, then I saw natedog's post. Guess I'm not so original after all... |
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Don't you have white hair? |
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I liked the Lootie costume. Dated and probably over most peoples' heads, but still funny.
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Kharn |
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No joke in college a buddy of mine showed up butt naked on roller skates and said he was a pull toy. There are pictures and other friends to verify, but it was pretty scary since he was 5'9 236lbs.
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I might do that, but just with a NRA hat, shirt and a couple pockets full of bullets. 175 gr Sierra Match King to be exact. |
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I'm going to a party in about 10 minutes dressed as a Hamas member.
My headband says (in arabic) "This is my halloween costume" Let's hope my arab friends see the humor in it! |
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Going as a haji suicide bomber with vest/tnt and head wrap, hope no one is offended.. Ok I really do hope they are.
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I wore a scub outfit with a shower cap, playtex gloves and had a sign on a small stick that said "Free PAP Smear ". I was an Amateur Gynecologist. I had a lot of takers for my services but I think my wife would had killed me. |
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honestly, I can't remember I was too busy laughing at a buddy of mine that came with his girlfriend as Beyonce and Lenny Kravitz. He had used that self tanning cream to get himself that dark. |
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Most creative I saw tonight...
Guy and girl, in regular clothes, with a swingset seat hanging off of their back. Yes, they were swingers. |
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hope her tits look like that out of the hard plastic of the costume. Probably "flat" chested. |
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