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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:54:58 PM EDT
I was in Mexico for the first time for 4 whole hours this past weekend. WHAT an experience!
 I saw many strange things, but when I saw this...I HAD to snap a photo. And I swear...the pic doesn't even DO justice to how it looked in motion. (there was LOTS of motion)   Funniest caption wins a free membership. The first one that makes the beer foam through my nose WINS!!  If a team member wins, they can designate a recipient. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:56:54 PM EDT
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No caption, but that ass is big enough to list the entire wedding party and all the guests.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:58:48 PM EDT
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Beer, starting shit from day one.
Love is blind, too bad we can't all be. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:59:45 PM EDT
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Here pal, this coffee cup is full o' tequila. Drink fast, you're gonna need it.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:23 PM EDT
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What happens in Mexico really ought to stay in Mexico ... please!
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:51 PM EDT
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"8 shots of tequila later....."
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:53 PM EDT
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Bride.....of Frankenstien.
 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:01:02 PM EDT
[#7]
Come on down gringo!!We grow BIG love in mexico!!
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:02:01 PM EDT
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Not a caption, but OHHHH MYYYY GAWWWWD
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:02:34 PM EDT
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Scaring Mexicans across the border since 1999.
Yea I know, I can't come up with funny on call. I'll try again if I can find some way to work the bride part into it.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:04:08 PM EDT
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Hey chica, I got some pesos in my mug for some cha cha's
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:07:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:07:57 PM EDT
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" It was either Her or the Donkey"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:10:28 PM EDT
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Mexican Camouflage
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:11:20 PM EDT
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We used to call that a Navy 8.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:12:10 PM EDT
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Listen baby, there's no way I'm putting "Groom" on my hairy butt!
EDIT - Watch me pee in this guy's cup! |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:13:32 PM EDT
[#16]
"B"ride.....when your "A"ride is not available!
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:14:23 PM EDT
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On a sad note, I see an Ensenada sign in the background.
John Wayne talks about Ensenada in his movies. John Wayne is gone. 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:15:40 PM EDT
[#18]
"I got hammered in Mexico and all I got was this lousy wife...and a dose of the clap"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:19 PM EDT
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"holla at a playa when u see me on the street, trick"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:22 PM EDT
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I hope that guy is Captain Ahab, cause he just wrestled in Moby Dick
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:25 PM EDT
[#21]
When I started driving down here, I was just coming to see Pepe the Wonder Donkey, honest!
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:18:07 PM EDT
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"come on baby, let's go play Carpenter."
"what's that?" "that's where we both get hammered, and then I nail you." |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:12 PM EDT
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How about? A butt bigger than Aztalan
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:39 PM EDT
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"No senior...I said put WIDE on the back...nevermind, we have to be back on the boat in 5 minutes."
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:20:38 PM EDT
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What happens in |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:21:58 PM EDT
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Dude...Hombre, you can HAVE my change...just get those busted up legs to the lipo clinic PRONTO! If you have any pesos left over then go by Flynn's arcade and play some TRON....with that dope dress on.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:22:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:23:30 PM EDT
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Earl thought fondly of his doublewide, feet from the airport yet miles from the Walmart, and clutched the pork loin of a hand that was attached to his betrothed as the two strolled/waddled south past the border. The exchange rate in pesos for his Home Shopping Network 1:12 diecast NASCAR replica collection would be favorable indeed by his speculation. Indeed, the first blow was struck and with many more in tow, things were going swimmingly. Jerry Springer's counter-offensive (operation redneck repopulation) would have the indigenous population on their knees within the year.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:24:04 PM EDT
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 You guys are SO funny!! You really HAD to be there. This pic didn't do the scene justice at all. Her panties were EATEN by her flabby butt, to look almost thongish. AND IT SHOWED!! She was strutting, waving, and making this HUGE scene. The poor guy TRIED to stay a few feet ahead. Poor bastard. I'll announce a winner or two tomorrow night.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:24:38 PM EDT
[#32]
Beggar: Senior please, help a poor man out, you have more than enough bride to spare some for me.
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:29:13 PM EDT
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"Sorry dude, no change, just let me go collect my money from my friends for our annual "ugly fuck night" and i'll be right back." |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:29:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:30:58 PM EDT
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“After 5 years as cell-mates, Steve and his ‘bride’ were shocked at how much the streets had changed.”
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:32:18 PM EDT
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"Never lose a bet in Tijauna"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:33:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:37:30 PM EDT
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Does anyone else find this kinda sexy??
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:39:47 PM EDT
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Beggar: And I thought I had it bad!
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:43:46 PM EDT
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Here Amigo take my last Dexatrim, I was going to get high on it later but damn she needs it now...
 
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:47:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 10:51:30 PM EDT
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I told you your ass wouldn't fit over the border, now we're stuck in Mexico |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:05:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:07:27 PM EDT
[#44]
every dog has it's day
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:08:56 PM EDT
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"I told my travel agent I wanted to get married in Mexico. I should have explained to her that I was providing my own bride"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:10:22 PM EDT
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"Found and married Nemo"
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:10:54 PM EDT
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"Fatty and Skinny went to bed.
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead." |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:12:04 PM EDT
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"Luckily there was a XX Liquor store on the way to the chapel" or "I know honey, i know, but we got to find a bigger hole in the fence" or "When preparing to cross the arizona desert by foot, be sure to bring a snack" |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:15:06 PM EDT
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/kungpoocow/BRIDE.jpg
Eminem really wished Kim would have spit instead of swallowed. |
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Posted: 8/22/2006 11:15:28 PM EDT
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