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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:30:43 PM EDT
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Patricide is illegal in Florida.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:30:54 PM EDT
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Why the hell would she try? He works for her. Who the hell do you think torched Waco???
GODZIRRA!!! |
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:35:41 PM EDT
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[Will Ferrell]You better watch it, bub, or you're gonna get it, Reno-style![Will Ferrell]
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:40:04 PM EDT
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How can ya tell them apart? ........Godzilla dont walk around advertising hand jobs.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:41:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why the hell would she try? He works for her. Who the hell do you think torched Waco??? GODZIRRA!!! You mean GODZIPPO? [smoke] |
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:43:17 PM EDT
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Godzilla's got bigger teeth but I think Reno's got the larger limbs....
Edited to include; Plus if Godzilla starts getting the best her she can always call in the FBI! |
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Posted: 9/4/2001 1:48:52 PM EDT
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She would just open her legs to reveil her rancid, tuna shooting cooch, godzilla would be reduced to a harmless salamander.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 3:14:17 PM EDT
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In an ugly contest, Janet wins hands down.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 3:25:03 PM EDT
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easy the butcher of waco wins hands down
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Posted: 9/4/2001 3:45:30 PM EDT
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If she bent over just right, he could probably take her in the doggy style position.....but she would still win in the end as Godzilla died of multiple unknown STD's....that's Sexually Transmitted Diseases for those of you from Loma Linda. What a way for Janet to lose her virginity. I bet there would be complaints from PETA over cruelty to animals. Maybe Janet could put a paper bag over her head during the event so as not to scare Godzilla. Maybe even two bags in case one blew off. Poor Godzilla!!!
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Posted: 9/4/2001 3:47:48 PM EDT
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Heaven help the big guy if Renozilla opens her legs. The overpowering stench of that musty old man eater would probably send him packing back towards Monster Island.
[puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke] |
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Posted: 9/4/2001 3:50:17 PM EDT
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Let's see...
What's the difference between Godzilla and Janet "Shake and Bake" Reno? One is a scaly-skinned building-torching people-stomping monster. The other one is a Japanese sci-fi lizard. |
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Posted: 9/4/2001 4:40:43 PM EDT
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Why am I reading this thread?
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Posted: 9/4/2001 6:31:59 PM EDT
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You read it because you like it. Everyone likes it. We are just a bunch of sickos.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 6:37:27 PM EDT
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Compared to ol` stank dyke Reno, Godzilla is a pussy. Unless you're talking about South Park's Godzilla which is Barb Streisand, in which case they would probably run off and get married.
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Posted: 9/4/2001 7:16:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: We are just a bunch of sickos. Hey! I resemble that remark. |
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