Here is one for the masses.  After one huge life-fire event sent weapons out to the men for cleaning.  Some really bright young leader decided that good old fashioned elbow grease was not enough.  So, Captain Dumbass took a Dremel tool to his bolt.  The poor bolt now has more ridges than a finger print.  He then became highly pissed when I informed him that he is an idiot.  I just love my job.

Tell him to take the dremel to all his toys....

You are a member of a very large club.

Don't we all!
cpermd

"I work with idiots"

We call them retards now, its much more humane [:D]