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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:50:51 PM EDT
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Air drop him in Zimbabwe.. parachute optional.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:51:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Can ya crank it up and make them glow?
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:52:32 PM EDT
[#3]
They can decline a procedure that far IN TO IT?
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:54:57 PM EDT
[#4]
It's society's fault, he needs to be understood. [/DU]
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:16 PM EDT
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No radiation. You can drive him crazy by not giving him any ear phones and leaving him confined in the gantry for a long while tho  .
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:37 PM EDT
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+1 Priceless |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:55:52 PM EDT
[#7]
accidently give him syrup of epicac
 That'll teach him what a waste of skin |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:57:24 PM EDT
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They can just about refuse an exam at any point (sedation would make it hard tho for some procedures). 
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Posted: 4/10/2006 6:58:17 PM EDT
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Yep!........his movement brought it to a close anyway.......he did exactly what he planned to do! He cannot be scanned for another 60 hours........so he bought himself another 2.5 days of hospital. Oh.......we can make him glow!!!!! 
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:00:34 PM EDT
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ETA whoops my bad. Read NM and thinkin MR. Time for bed. |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:03:25 PM EDT
[#11]
how's it my tax dollars at work if you're in Liechtenstein?
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:08:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Liechtenstein, North Carolina........ 
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:12:47 PM EDT
[#13]
I think he needs a MRI and you can accidently leave something heavy and steel nearby
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:13:50 PM EDT
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Do they have to be conscious? Just drug his ass up and duct tape his ass from head to toe.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:17:49 PM EDT
[#15]
 MAKE HIM GLOW
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:26:16 PM EDT
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Eh, if somebody just stabbed me I'd probably try to buy myself another 2.5 days too. Either that or I'd have murdered them on the spot. Either way I'd say the guy is probably having a worse day than you. Besides, it'll give you something to do on Wednesday.
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Posted: 4/10/2006 7:29:01 PM EDT
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Fuck'em! Hopefully he lacerated his kidney and will bleed out slowly..... |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 8:36:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/10/2006 8:44:55 PM EDT
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I always have a hard time convincing the correctional officers they cant go into the magnet room with all their "battle rattle" on and no...homslice can't have the cuffs on.  Most of the prisoners I have to deal with are ok about it. Never had any trouble out of them. |
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Posted: 4/10/2006 8:48:13 PM EDT
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Hang on I'll need that in writing before I can stop the proceedure. You wouldn't have a pen handy would you?
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Posted: 4/11/2006 5:54:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2006 7:36:10 AM EDT
[#22]
make sure you post an update
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Posted: 4/11/2006 7:42:13 AM EDT
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What test was it? I just had a Captopril renal scan in nuke med. Waiting to see how much my insurance covers.
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Posted: 4/11/2006 7:44:16 AM EDT
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Any horribly invasive procedures he might need to prep him for the next exam?
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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:07:06 PM EDT
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Do they think you are making it up or what? I know people who I might as well tell that little green men are inside such a machine as what you must tell them. 
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Posted: 4/11/2006 8:46:08 PM EDT
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I had another patient today (prisoner btw) who was not all there. She was convinced we were putting her in a big microwave oven. I finally got her to settle down and she did fine. |
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:05:00 PM EDT
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You should have made a "ding" noise when you were done...
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:24:24 PM EDT
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Prepare to get flamed! 
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