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Posted: 8/18/2001 1:29:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 1:34:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 1:35:35 PM EDT
[#2]
Um,

It seems more like a humor piece to me.

[i]In Crawford, there are no decent Belgian patisseries[/i]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 1:40:57 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 1:46:45 PM EDT
[#4]
That is just fucking hilarious!  I can't stop laughing.

"a severe arugula shortage means that salads here must be constructed out of crude iceberg lettuce."
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 2:10:32 PM EDT
[#5]
"cultural underclass in America; a voiceless society deprived of even the most basic access to transgressive sculpture, conceptual performance spaces, experimental cuisine, cutting-edge urban fashion, or drag queen pageants."

Another member of the cultural underclass checking in...

Sorry I missed the last drag queen pageant.

Somehow, I don't think we will be seeing these urban "upperclass" types at Knob Creek![:(!]

Funny how I never saw reports like this about Arkansas. [>:/]

Give me tacky everytime, thank you!
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 2:31:41 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 4:14:04 PM EDT
[#7]
I know the article's written in a tongue-in-cheek manner and I'm not certain which, if any, of the quotes are genuine, but it does remind me that when the Revolution starts, there will be one group in line for the Wall [b]before even the federal judges - the friggin Media-types![/b]

Eric The(HowIronic,We'veGotTheGuns,TheyDon't)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 9:58:11 AM EDT
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