Read this, and then decide if you would vote for me
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1st - Pass the legislation, and give all the "illegal's" a "2 months eviction notice". If they do not leave by then...they will be facing the other points on this list.
2nd - Make it a Felony to be here illegally, and if you are a felon, you can never gain U.S. citizenship. Basically if you are found here illegally and deported, you just killed any hope of EVER being a U.S. citizen!
3rd - Have a Federal licensing program wherein citizens can become certified to round up illegal aliens. It's like a CHL - in that it is completely elective and you can exercise your "powers" everyday, or never. It's like a bounty hunting licence regarding what you are actually doing. It's nothing rediculous. Maybe 2 1/2 weeks of training/qualifying, or 8 weekends. Think Federal Air Marshall here people!!!!! (this will be handled under the INS department)
4th - After two months....set loose the dogs of hell. When you bring an illegal in, you get like $50 from the Government per alien
. Then, upon conviction the illegals would be fined 3 times what it cost our government to arrest, detain, feed...so forth. They will be sent to special prisons located on the border of all the "border states". These prisons will be like the cheap tents that whatshisface set up...(I don't know the warden, or the state, but he makes all the prisoners wear pink underwear). Afterall, we want to keep costs down for the poor folks, no sense in fining them 3 times the amount it takes to put them up in the Hilton. I think it's pretty generous
...Then, we put them to work....at about $3 an hour, building a wall along our southern border. This will help them to pay off their debt to the American people, while also teaching them valuable job skills they can use when they get back to their home country.
I think it would take each one about a year and a half to pay off their debt.
This should scare any remaining illegals into going back to Mexico.
Bottom line: If we catch you here, you can NEVER gain U.S. citizenship...and you will do hard labor for a year and a half.
I don't have every little detail worked out (I'm not going to put that much time into a post...c'mon!!), but I think this would benefit us the most.
What do you guys think?