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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Just when you thought you had heard it all.....

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:22:39 PM EDT

darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2003-09.html

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:25:05 PM EDT

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darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2003-09.html

(Late 2003, Hong Kong) An unidentified Hong Kong resident, age 50, entered the Accident and Emergency Department of a local hospital complaining of abdominal pain. The doctor's examination revealed peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdomen. Wondering what had caused this problem, doctors ordered an x-ray and spotted what appeared to be an eel inside his colon! Could an eel be the source of his pain?

Yes, the man admitted, there was an eel inside him. He had been suffering from constipation, he told the dubious medical staff, and thought that inserting an eel into his rectum would relieve it.

The man was rushed to the operating room, where an emergency laparoscopy disclosed that a 50-cm (19-inch) eel was biting the side of his colon. The eel also had also taken a bite out of his rectum wall in transit, so to speak. After surgeons removed the animal and reconstructed the rectum, the man's pain and constipation were both cured. He was discharged from the hospital a week later.

Leemee King??

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:26:40 PM EDT

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Just when you thought you had heard it all.....

you realize that you've never heard of a man eating his own head

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:26:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Ancient Chinese Secret???

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:27:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Some gay people sure come up with a lot of funny excuses in the ER for the stuff that mysteriously made its way up their ass.

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:28:45 PM EDT

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Some gay people sure come up with a lot of funny excuses in the ER for the stuff that mysteriously made its way up their ass.

It was a milion-to-one odds doc. A million-to-one.

Posted: 4/4/2006 12:40:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/4/2006 1:48:39 PM EDT

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you mean something like this popular japanese pasttime: <Link to porn video removed. --tbk1> (CAUTION, extreme viewer discretion advised)

Posted: 4/4/2006 1:52:53 PM EDT

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www.firstfoot.com/fouthlanark/images/richard-gere.jpeg

Holy crap! Beat me too it!

Posted: 4/4/2006 1:56:23 PM EDT

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you mean something like this popular japanese pasttime: . (CAUTION, extreme viewer discretion advised)

The flying critters made me crack up.

Posted: 4/4/2006 2:01:31 PM EDT

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Ow.

that's all I can think of to say.

Woody

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:55:59 AM EDT

[#11]

[Chef]Lemmiwinks needed some eel sweet lovin'...[/Chef]

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