Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the
farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their
beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused after
that...."

read it here couple weeks ago