Yesterday I post a thread on a boating forum that my girlfriend and I are both active on.  The topic of the thread was "what is the worst fight you have been in with your significant other?"     then for the opening post I typed "sorry honey but I had to use your good toothbrush to clean the muzzle break on my Barrett"     I was conviently cleaning my gun when she got home from work.


This morning she wakes up asking where her toothbrush is,  my response "hell I dont know the dog probably took it"     a few minutes later she logs on to the boating forum and reads the thread and I hear her screaming at me from the other end of the house.      I walk back toothbrush in hand and wish her a happy april fools day.


am I an asshole or what?  

That's a pretty good one.

Quoted:....... am I an asshole or what?

Yes