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Posted: 3/20/2006 10:52:03 PM EDT
[#1]
-you are a vegetarian and are terrified of guns.
Seriously, I know a guy who is exactly that. Not ashamed of it either. |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 10:53:01 PM EDT
[#2]
+1 I was gonna post that 
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Posted: 3/20/2006 10:55:00 PM EDT
[#3]
you can't BBQ
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:01:21 PM EDT
[#4]
..........you are a woman
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:03:09 PM EDT
[#5]
- never fired a gun.
- didn't like Saving Private Ryan |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:10:26 PM EDT
[#6]
. . . can't be troubled to open a door for a woman
. . . can't perform basic mechanical and technical tasks . . . can't defend yourself or your family . . . you think it's somebody else's problem. |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:11:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Let other people tell you how to live.
Abdicate your reponsibilities as a father. |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:21:48 PM EDT
[#8]
- You're a liberal
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:24:39 PM EDT
[#9]
- cannot grease your own muffler bearings.
BC |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:25:10 PM EDT
[#10]
-If you have a vagina.
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:26:00 PM EDT
[#11]
A man's quick lube is an hour in his garage on a Sarurday morning. And don't forget to lube the door hinges!
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:33:07 PM EDT
[#12]
You actually care about dumb fucking lists like this.
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:34:54 PM EDT
[#13]
He say's bitterly as he sips his half caff mochachino. 
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:49:45 PM EDT
[#14]
 A buddy of mine told a chick that was what was wrong with her car. Later he got an angry phone call from her. 
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:52:04 PM EDT
[#15]
You say things like "half caff mocachino"
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Posted: 3/20/2006 11:55:18 PM EDT
[#16]
Mister, I dont know what you just said but I dont think I like it.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:15:44 AM EDT
[#17]
If you're a post-op...
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:19:19 AM EDT
[#18]
 I didn't even know I had muffler bearings... |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:20:23 AM EDT
[#19]
I totally abdicated! I didn't have kids and couldn't be happier. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:21:10 AM EDT
[#20]
I guess I'm not a "man".  |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:21:57 AM EDT
[#21]
Neither did I... 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:25:12 AM EDT
[#22]
In my own defense, my 'stylist' is my cousin, and she won't let me pay for the haircut. Nothing fancy, just shy of crewcut on top, and tapered all the way around. Plus it gives us a chance to catch up on family happenings.  If one sees a stylist because they need to be primped, then yeah, they're lacking in the man gene department. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:27:41 AM EDT
[#23]
What is the deal with pink all of a sudden? I went to a nice men's clothing store to buy a suit and some dress shirts, and I swear, every single style of dress shirt they had came in pink. Long sleeve, short sleeve, polos, ties, you name it. Who would wear this crap?
I've noticed more and more older professional men at my place of employment wearing pink, so it isn't exactly a "young guy" thing. For the life of me, I can't figure out why any self-respecting man would want to wear that crap. -James |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:31:34 AM EDT
[#24]
If you're not confident enough to wear any color no matter what.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 4:40:42 AM EDT
[#25]
You have allowed your state elected officials to negate your 2nd Amendment rights to the point where you need ID cards/has cities where certain average joe firearms have been banned/etc...
 BAM! 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 5:32:45 AM EDT
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I am 51 years young, 6'4, 280, combat experienced, former LEO. smoke cigars, swear too much, have been married too many times and can still put 8rds, center of mass at 50'
and I LIKE PINK SHIRTS so whats wrong with them? afraid they will clash with your panties>?.. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 5:48:35 AM EDT
[#27]
Our son stayed over at a friend's house a couple of weekends ago and decided to go to church with them the next day, so he borrowed a shirt from his friend. My husband's face was like  when he walked in the house wearing a pink shirt.I don't know any women who find metrosexuals a turn on, btw.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 5:53:34 AM EDT
[#28]
+1 |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:11:54 AM EDT
[#29]
On this stylist thing. How many of you go to a barber? Is it because you like the feel of a man running his hands through your hair?  I go to a stylist, and she does a nice flat top. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:15:56 AM EDT
[#30]
WTF? It IS somebody's else's problem. "It was like that when I got here." |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:22:19 AM EDT
[#31]
You watch the LOGO channel.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:24:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Barber? I dont need no stinking barber, I do it myself! Now thats a mancard endorsement right there! although I do miss the ladies running her fingers through my scalp, and her boobs on my shoulders 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:26:39 AM EDT
[#33]
I know fashion trends:
- A3 uppers are in - Lightweight barrels are in - A1 uppers are making a come back especially with the SHTF crowd - Collapsing stocks on 20" rifles are way out |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:27:30 AM EDT
[#34]
oh, that sounds like fun!! |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:28:03 AM EDT
[#35]
EXACTLY!!! ANYONE who lives willingly in a socialist state has no business asking about being a man. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:32:34 AM EDT
[#36]
pay someone to cut your hair
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:35:24 AM EDT
[#37]
Phtttttzzzz!!! Next thing you know you'll be saying that you've never had to replace your pintleflex rotor joints yourself and just have a garage do it when it's necessary. Sounds like demerits and probationary time on the man card. 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:36:49 AM EDT
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-A real man does not spend more than $10 on a haircut.
-A real man does not wear cologne.(Old Spice, Skin Bracer, and AquaVelva are excluded from this rule). -A real man does not wear a baseball hat backwards. -A real man does not drink Cosmopolitans, chocolate martinis, or any other such nonsense. -A real man drinks scotch, bourbon, rye, vodka, gin and maybe rum. Period. -A real man does not drive a hybrid. -A real man does not wear jewelry other than watch, wedding ring, and dogtags. Waivers can be granted for pinkie rings, if you qualify. -A real man does not let his woman drive. -A real man must be able to benchpress at least 225 lbs. -A real man drinks coffee. Never cappochino, or latte (whatever the hell that is). -A real man can easily make a fire. -A real man knows how to roast meats over a fire. -A real man must be able to scare lesser men with the use of a glare. -A real man will teach his son to be a real man. That's his job. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:36:56 AM EDT
[#39]
-Don't at least have marginal computer hacking skills.
or at least wicked bo staff skills. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:40:38 AM EDT
[#40]
So, you're ghey and a good shot. Go have a parade.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:44:06 AM EDT
[#41]
Not a man if you can't/won't change your own kids diapers.
Not a man if you won't play "tea party" with your 5 year old daughter because you are afraid what others might think |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:48:48 AM EDT
[#42]
- If you don't drive a stick shift!
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:51:18 AM EDT
[#43]
Real men don't wear pink shirts, eh?
 ETA: That's Charlton Heston for any of you faggots who are afraid to wear a pink shirt but who don't know who he is. And yeah, he's wearing a pink shirt. |
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:52:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:53:07 AM EDT
[#45]
Real men wear whatever the hell they want to. Got a problem with that? Go tell a man to his face.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:55:47 AM EDT
[#46]
If you pay attention to other men to the point where you actually CARE about what they're wearing or where they get their hair cut...
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:56:15 AM EDT
[#47]
That was the 80's. It doesn't count.
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:57:13 AM EDT
[#48]
I think it was 1971 but I see your point. 
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:58:20 AM EDT
[#49]
Que?
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:58:48 AM EDT
[#50]
Being a "real man" requires one to be a bit self-absorbed. It has nothing to do with paying attention to others. It's about maintaining standards. |
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