User Panel
Posted: 3/16/2006 12:23:32 PM EDT
File this under W, for WTF?
www.cuddleparty.com And a detailed article on what goes on there, from the perspective of a first timer. www.cuddleparty.com/press/nerve.html The world is a weird place, indeed. |
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Can you imagine the smell? All those unwashed hippies sweating against one another?
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I wonder what one of them would say when they tried to cuddle with me and felt my 1911 CCW?
Is that a pistol or are you just happy to see me? |
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I wonder how they would react to someone showing up in sweat pants with a huge fake erection?
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Jonny Knoxville style. |
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That is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Did anybody read the FAQ?
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WHAT A RIP OFF! |
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+1000 |
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Those two made me spit coffee all over my keyboard. LoL. |
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you're confused...you're thinking of the democratic national convention |
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The first thing I thought while reading this was "This may well be gayer than actual gay sex." |
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Me too. But the rules didn't say any thing about recieveing a blow job or hand job for the ladies. Clinton already proved that, that does not mean sex. |
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"I came up with a great new party game. Everybody slathers themselves with vegetable oil and wriggles around on the floor like snakes."
"How the hell do you win?" "The way I see it, EVERYONE's a winner!" That's gayer than the Fab 5 humping the Village People. |
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"What's that poking me. OMG that's disgusting!"
"Take a chill pill bitch, that would be my Glock" |
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Stranger: "So what do you do for a living?" "I'm a Cuddle Lifegaurd...I just got promoted from a cuddle caddy" |
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How do I become a certified cuddle lifeguard? Is it like going to the police academy?
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About half of us are similar to pillows anyway (speaking as one of that half)... |
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WTF, I might have to eat a can of beans and crash their party.
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SO what is the difference between a "cuddle party" and a circle jerk ?
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No.....it's training for "The Future Furries of America" Accountant |
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That is the most ghey, and disturbing thing I have seen in a long while.
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I laugh so little anymore. You've brightened my day. |
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If the Playboy Mansion ever hosts one I'm there. This would be really scary given the kind of females that are likely to show up at a "cuddle party."
1. Pajamas stay on the whole time. 2. No SEX. 3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss. 4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no." 5. If you're a maybe, say NO. 6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want. 7. NO DRY HUMPING! 8. Communicate, communicate, communicate. 9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. 10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party. 11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged. 12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties. 13. Arrive on time. 14. Be hygienically savvy. 15. Clean up after yourself. 16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners. |
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Fixed it a little. |
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17. No farting or dutch ovens. |
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And remember kiddies, NO DRY HUMPING!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Chris |
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That would consist of 16 overweight guys backed against the wall pointing at each other going "dude, you're gay." |
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> 1. Pajamas stay on the whole time. > 2. No SEX Sounds like we're halfway there already |
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These are the sorts of people that would never have survived in caveman times. |
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As an aside, that is still the best photo EVER !!! |
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