Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!
Posted: 3/15/2006 2:58:51 PM EDT
[#3]
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.
Posted: 3/15/2006 2:59:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted: Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!
Am I Soooooo obvious?
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:00:27 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.
You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:01:04 PM EDT
[#6]
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:03:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted: I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.
You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............
LOL, made me spit out my water damn you!
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:05:22 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
Easiest way to get laid when you're in a foreign port in a country you can't speak the language, go to the bar, buy some drinks, ask girls to dance....SOP.
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:13:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............
I cannot wait to use that
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:26:09 PM EDT
[#10]
The PeeWee Herman?
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:30:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: The PeeWee Herman?
Excellent write-in!
Posted: 3/15/2006 3:40:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Lap
Posted: 3/15/2006 7:10:27 PM EDT
[#13]
DOTFA - Dance of the Flaming Asshole.
Posted: 3/16/2006 4:24:36 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
Hokey Pokey.
Hokey.
Pokey.
Hands on hips, falls to rump, rubs rump - soon a bone jump.
Or something like that, I was alway too drunk to remember.
Posted: 3/16/2006 4:25:52 AM EDT
[#15]
I do the Hokie Pokie
Posted: 3/16/2006 5:05:11 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: I do the Hokie Pokie
I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.
Posted: 3/16/2006 5:06:38 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm doin' the Happy Dance... I'm doin' the Happy Dance...
Posted: 3/16/2006 5:06:51 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted: I do the Hokie Pokie
I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.
I apply myself whenever possible LD!
Posted: 3/16/2006 5:13:54 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
That's what it's all about.
Posted: 3/16/2006 5:48:16 AM EDT
[#20]
I think the dance to The Birdie Song is hotter myself.
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:07:51 AM EDT
[#21]
What no shake your booty?
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:10:27 AM EDT
[#22]
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.
That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:12:39 AM EDT
[#23]
The dance I identify with would probably be "The Seizure Brought On By A Vigorous Tasing"
Seriously, when I "dance", people rush to put something in my mouth so I don't swallow my tongue.
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:14:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Interesting the things you learn about people on here, huh?
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:30:58 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.
That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.
Posted: 3/16/2006 6:35:38 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted: I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.
That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.
Quoted: "The Dance of the Flaming Assholes"...........
What is that???
Posted: 3/17/2006 10:13:29 AM EDT
[#31]
tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!
Posted: 3/17/2006 11:12:46 AM EDT
[#32]
I do the Cabbage Patch
Posted: 3/17/2006 6:36:03 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!