Not a work-related event, but funny anyways:
I had a co-worker ask me for help with his laptop once, "it's really slow online, I don't know why". I asked about antivirus and spyware programs, he said it didn't have any he knew of.
So we got together and I had a CD with the usual free programs, and it's an old laptop that takes like five minutes to start up. First thing on in safe mode is Spybot, which ran and deleted something like 1,200 files. AdAware found about 40 more. Then rebooted, and got online and began doing a free online virus scanner, that got nothing.
Then he plays with it for a few seconds and says "Well it works now, but all the extra stuff is gone", and I say "What stuff?" (because all the main programs were all still there). And he hands me this CD that is commercially-labelled "1001 Amazing Internet Tools" or something like that. He says he got it from some friend of his who liked it. Where she got it I don't know.
And I stuck it in my own laptop and did a [malware] scan of it, and EVERYTHING on it is spyware! CometCursor, animated email icons, a hundred different shopping assistant browser toolbars, a hundred different IM "friend finders", ect. About 450 different ones in all.
I was saying "okay ummmm, , , , I think I see the problem."
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