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Posted: 3/1/2006 3:25:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:28:37 AM EDT
[#1]
"I'm sorry sir, we cannot let you board with such a small caliber weapon. The terminal balistics are just not effective enough to be safe."
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:29:15 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:56:27 AM EDT
[#3]
ARFCOM AIR..... where the planes never get hijacked....but all the conversations do!

No Expert
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:04:33 AM EDT
[#4]
"Good morning everyone, this is your captain. Flight time today will be approximately 5 hours and 32 minutes. Our attendants will be around shortly with drinks and they will also be serving PIE!!"
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:06:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Today, we will be serving blondes, and redheads.  Naturally, because this is ARFCOM air, you can choose both.

Would you like Brunettes with that sir?

TXL
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