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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:05 AM EDT
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I've seen several guys with hot pink shirts that say something like "Go ahead and laugh, I took this shirt from your girlfriend last night" or something like that.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:11 AM EDT
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a hickory nut. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:58:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 9:59:15 AM EDT
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I'll b3t it had fringe on it....somewhere....!!
ETA..did you draw down on him?....some woman will ... 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:01:06 AM EDT
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The people in this country become ruder and with less respect for others, and themselves, every day.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:04:20 AM EDT
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Nothing like picking up my elderly mother (sorry mom!) up from church and having some guy pull up next to you at a stop light with profanity laden rap blasting out the windows of his car. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:05:07 AM EDT
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+1 Agreed... Attention whores....
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:06:27 AM EDT
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yeah! fuckin rap, they left the "C" out
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:20:34 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has a shirt that says "Fat people are hard to kidnap". He wore it to work sometimes. Of course, he didn't like his job and was planning to leave and was poking fun at himself with the shirt.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:20:38 AM EDT
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That's nothing.
When my brother was 12 years old, he came home with a 'Happiness is a Tight Pussy' tee shirt on. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:22:55 AM EDT
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I wear shirts like that all the time. I have one that says tittie inspector with all these cartoon drawings of titties.
I have one that says Kitty litter: because noone likes a smelly box. Keep yourself and your pussy happy. I have one that says I need head and it has a pictures of a guy with no head. I have one that says "Its not going to suck itself you know" |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:24:17 AM EDT
[#12]
One less person to worry about being gay 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:24:22 AM EDT
[#13]
Congratulations.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:25:28 AM EDT
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I saw a guy at a local pool hall that the shirt said in upside down lettering on the back..."If you can read this, I'm eating your pussy"
I laughed my ass off. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:25:39 AM EDT
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Does it actually say "Noone" on it? You DO know thats not really a word.......Right? |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:27:25 AM EDT
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Are you a guy or a girl....? just trying to get the right perspective... 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:28:19 AM EDT
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Sorry forgot the *space* And I'm a guy. The same guy that will wear the "Koran - now in 2 ply" with the picture of the guy on the shitter.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:30:09 AM EDT
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Rude or humoring people who are not so tense?
Which One? |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:35:29 AM EDT
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T-Shirt Hell, Where All The Bad Shirts Go.
Make sure you check the "Worse Than Hell" section. I own: Gone Postal Shooting Tour Rape Is No Laughing Matter... School Shooting Tour There are Two People... Restraining Orders....  Please don't link to T-shirt Hell. Thanks. ~ 82nd |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:36:12 AM EDT
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I like that one myself, but it tends to make people fly off the handle, and when I'm carrying a gun, confrontation is best left avoided if possible.  |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:42:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:52:29 AM EDT
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This one?  I want one of these. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:22:36 PM EDT
[#23]
How about these ones:
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:26:40 PM EDT
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Where can I buy those shirts????? 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:38:51 PM EDT
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The answer you seek lies within the post you quoted. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:40:31 PM EDT
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Oddly enough, you can buy them from cracksmokingshirts.com.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:46:50 PM EDT
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i bet you get laid a lot |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:55:52 PM EDT
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I got a shirt when I was about 14 that showed a trout rising on a fly with the words "BITE ME" on it. Lasted a month before my mom turned it into a dust rag. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 2:58:30 PM EDT
[#29]
I imagine you are popular with the ladies. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 6:31:12 PM EDT
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I'm ordering that F**K THE COLOR BLIND right now. That's the funniest shirt I've ever seen.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:06:19 PM EDT
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I had one that said "SHUT UP AND START SUCKING", but I accidentally got battery acid on it and it disintegrated when I washed it.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:16:57 PM EDT
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No pics, but the best two I ever saw were...
"Only Users Lose Drugs" and the Nike logo upside down with "Just Do Me"
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:20:13 PM EDT
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I use to have one that said:
See Dick Drink (w/picture of a guy with a margarita) See Dick Drive (pic of same guy and drink behind the wheel) See Dick Die (pic of guy smashed through windshield) Dont' Be a Dick (on the back) I use to wear in to DUI depositions when I was a cop. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:28:59 PM EDT
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From a Denver band named the Dogs of Pleasure, I have:
"Dogs of Pleasure" on the front. "Lick My Love Pump You Skank Pig" on the back. Haven't worn it. |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 7:43:33 PM EDT
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Pussy. I saw one when I was down on 6th street one night... black, with BIG (I'm talkin 6" ) letters that said: FUCK Y'ALL I'm from Texas |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:20:58 PM EDT
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I know there are some of you hosers out there who will like this!!
http://www.cracksmokingshirts.com/products/glock_t.gif |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:24:03 PM EDT
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I used to have a shirt that read:
DAMM Drunks Against Mad Mothers I have a hat that says: Smile if you're not wearing panties. Another that says: Show Your Tits A friend of mine had his and her shirts made that read: His pregnant wife's shirt said "Pregnant" with an arrow pointing down His shirt said "Reason" with an arrow pointing down. They would walk all over the place in these. 
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Posted: 2/24/2006 8:38:58 PM EDT
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Whatever. Those days have passed me by. I don't want to explain it to my 9-year old and 5-year old daughters. Now it's just part of the collection. |
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