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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Help name Dog The Bounty Hunter's Mullet.

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:14:40 PM EDT

I believe that this mullet is so glorious that it deserves to be known by its own name. It can not go on simply being called "dog the bounty hunter's mullet".

My entry would be "The Mullet Of Infinite Justice"

As in "When you see 'The Mullet Of Infinite Justice' coming your way, you know you've done something wrong!"

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:17:14 PM EDT

[#1]

I'm gonna call it "bastiat's bitch".

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:18:24 PM EDT

[#2]

www.mulletsgalore.com/

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:45:39 PM EDT

[#3]

"The Hoss"

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:48:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Snatchsquatch

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:48:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Blessed Mullet of Divine Righteousness

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:50:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Lil' Chuck

ETA

Squatmullet!!!

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:52:24 PM EDT

[#7]

The Fagtard.

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:54:15 PM EDT

[#8]

The Bountymullet

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:55:27 PM EDT

[#9]

Que mal mullett, Homes!

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:56:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I'm gonna call it "bastiat's bitch".

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:56:54 PM EDT

[#11]

The +1 mullet.

Posted: 2/23/2006 4:57:18 PM EDT

[#12]

Oh, another thing about 'ol Dog. I heard his mullet-rockin ass on Fox News the other day via XM radio. Turns out he's doing a motivational speaking dealy-o in Vegas somewhere to a convention for bailbondsmen. He was furiously advocating not using firearms for the trade. Hrmmm, wonder why?

..And then for the kicker he says in this upcoming season starting in March he's gonna finally marry his common law wife (Beth) of seven years. You could hear the producers or whoever in the background audio blowing snot out of their noses, laughing their asses off

Posted: 2/23/2006 5:03:14 PM EDT

[#13]

i noticed the lameass movie "The Bride of Chucky" was on the other day.

im thinking we could name the mullet the "Beard of Chucky" since it could have formed from the clippings off of Chucks beard. I mean, look at the power behind it.

as for him not carrying a gun, hes a felon.

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:28:54 PM EDT

[#14]

IBHC

( in before hair cut )

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:41:13 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm so getting a mullet wig.

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:42:17 PM EDT

[#16]

the germans might call it

Uber Ghey Haar

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:43:20 PM EDT

[#17]

"Nasty" or "I'm afraid if I cut my hair, I will be bald" The mullet goes perfectly with his chain smoking and baked bean teeth.

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:43:31 PM EDT

[#18]

Pedro

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:45:58 PM EDT

[#19]

How about........STUPID

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:54:52 PM EDT

[#20]

[Sam Elliot] "Mullet, it's what's for dinner" [/Sam Elliot]

Lets call it El Jefe.

Posted: 2/23/2006 8:56:45 PM EDT

[#21]

In California we call that a "KENTUCKY WATERFALL" No joke.....

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:15:30 PM EDT

[#22]

So is the under armor skin tight, no sleeves shirt the new replacement for the net, sleeveless shirt? I thought I read that in White trash Weekly?

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:21:12 PM EDT

[#23]

L.A.W.

Long
Ass
Wig

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:24:42 PM EDT

[#24]

"Aqua-mullet"

"Mullet,Texas Ranger"

"Lion King"

" The only one in the room professional enough for This Mullet"

"The 87th Amendmant"

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:26:58 PM EDT

[#25]

This "Dog" guy is a joke, I can't believe there are people that take him seriously.

His mullet shall be called Full O'Shit.

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:41:06 PM EDT

[#26]

Mississippi Mudflap

Posted: 2/23/2006 9:43:12 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
This "Dog" guy is a joke, I can't believe there are people that take him seriously.

His mullet shall be called Full O'Shit.

I don't think anyone takes him seriously with that hair and manner of dress IMO

Posted: 2/23/2006 10:09:17 PM EDT

[#28]

I think it should be named with a acronim. B.E.O.W.I.P.

"Yess you too can have the BEOWIP hair style of Dog the bounty hunter. "

Bail Enforcement Officers With Idiot Personas

Posted: 2/23/2006 10:17:24 PM EDT

[#29]

How about "Blond Velvet." Seriously this guy would be right at home with all those WWF morons.

Posted: 2/23/2006 10:19:04 PM EDT

[#30]

The "REASON" Dog doesn't advocate using weapons is, HE CAN'T LEGALLY OWN THEM, as a convicted felon.....

The Mullet......Hair styled by Beth's Boobies!

Posted: 2/23/2006 10:25:03 PM EDT

[#31]

Pearl Barber

The Hawaii wind sail

Duane's mane

Posted: 2/24/2006 3:47:35 AM EDT

[#32]

this must be bumped

Posted: 2/24/2006 3:58:53 AM EDT

[#33]

teh ghey

Posted: 2/24/2006 4:10:29 AM EDT

[#34]

We shall name it 'Bitch leash" and the name shall be good.

Posted: 2/24/2006 4:25:27 AM EDT

[#35]

The only name I can think of for the mullet is "tacky." But I have another comment about the picture in the OP: Under Armour is UNDERWEAR. I am sick of seeing people show that logo off. It's like seeing the Hanes or Fruit of the Loom logo.

Just because you paid a lot for it does NOT mean I want to see your underwear.

Posted: 2/24/2006 4:40:42 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
In California we call that a "KENTUCKY WATERFALL" No joke.....

You don't want to know what we in Kentucky call Kalifornians.

and the sad thing is...that Dog's underage male children also have mullets.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:29:30 PM EDT

[#37]

Buisness in the front Partaaaaaay in the back.

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