I'm apparently going to be a millionaire anyway, because this nice gentleman from Africa is going to send me lots of money.



Who falls for this stuff?


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Very Important Business!!
FROM:Mr JAN GUCK MBALA
AUDITOR GENERAL
First National Bank
6th floor, 1 First Place
Cnr Simmonds & Pritchard Street
Johannesburg, Gauteng
South Africa
EMAIL: [email protected]

DEAR ,
Before read you should make sure that get back to me when you return from office because i send only you this urgent,

RE:TRANSFER OF USD168,559,000.00 MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business.Though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest medium of communication. However, this correspondence is private, and it should be treated in strict confidence.

At first I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk and trouble free to both parties.

In order to transfer out USD168,559,000.00{ One hundred and sixty eight million five hundred and fifty nine thousand U.S dollar Only } from our bank here in South Africa. The fund for transfer is of clean origin. The owner of the fund is a foreigner, a program leader  who was believed to acquire the fund through his secret Crude Oil deal with the Former IRAQI government.The deceased died with all the members of his family in an auto-accident in June 23,
1999 without a WILL. The amount involved is USD168,559,000.00

I want to transfer this money into your account as the foreign beneficiary of the fund. I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS. I CONTACT YOU BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NOT LET ME DOWN ONCE THE FUND GOES INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

Let me hear from you.

Regards,

Mr JAN GUCK MBALA

It only takes one.


ByteTheBullet  (-:

USD168,559,000.00 MILLION

Holy shit! That comes out to... $168,559,000,000,000.00

You're gonna be RICH, but you still can't buy a CMP Garand.

Quoted: USD168,559,000.00 MILLION Holy shit! That comes out to... $168,559,000,000,000.00 You're gonna be RICH, but you still can't buy a CMP Garand.

Now that is funny......

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