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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:50:08 AM EDT
OK a little background,
I have ICE, on the roads, main higways are passable, BUT side roads are ICE ICE baby....about 1/2in of ice. I also live at the top of a small hill.... On of the guys up the road got stuck, could not get up the road, so I helped the guy get his truck up the road, took awhile, but he made it... He said he was leaving work and had to get back later today, he dressed in a suit, I said where do you work? I manage a funeral home in town...  Sweet, I then said, hook me up with a discount when it is my time.... No problem, you got it, Thanks for your help...... You just never know......  |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:52:16 AM EDT
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 who knows, you might need him for someone elses |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:56:49 AM EDT
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Well if the shipping doesn't kill ya I can hook you up with a discounted wood casket |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 8:03:20 AM EDT
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[caddyshack]"So, I got that going for me."[/caddyshack]
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Posted: 2/19/2006 9:27:27 AM EDT
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Thats great news. Hope you don't take him up on it anytime soon though. Thats a business that I couldn't handle, i guess it takes a different kind of person.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 9:42:45 AM EDT
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I'm planning my Funeral You can plan now and save your family money and some heart ache. Urns Life Gem |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 9:46:52 AM EDT
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 why would you want to have your dead loved ones made into jewelery?i wonder if they would let me just hang finger bones in a necklace?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 9:47:25 AM EDT
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What are you going to buy with the savings?
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Posted: 2/19/2006 10:06:23 AM EDT
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A life. 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 10:19:12 AM EDT
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Hookers... 
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Posted: 2/19/2006 10:56:54 AM EDT
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I want some of my remains to be made into a diamond. My reasons are that if I am buried within a very short period of time, my relatives and friends will not visit my gravesite. If I am merely cremated with my ashes scattered there will be no physical reminder of me within their memories. However if I am turned into a diamond, I can be passed down from generation to generation, or hocked or stolen. But in a last sort of resort, I could be hocked if my kid ever gets desperate for money. As for savings...well you can't take it with you (well yes you can, you can be burned atop a huge stack of money). |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 10:57:59 AM EDT
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I get a free military funeral.
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Posted: 2/19/2006 10:59:45 AM EDT
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When I was in Oregon I got a coupon for free "Youth in Asia" ! |
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Posted: 2/19/2006 11:09:00 AM EDT
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Early planning for impending death........ Bad Ju Ju
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