Me and my g/f live in the same apt. building. I went down to her porch so she could show me a card. Before I left I gave her a hug, being playful I crouched down and put my arms around me and lifted her up, only a few inches off the ground. Well she was moving around and knocked it mouth against my head. I barely felt anything, she wasnt hurt or anything, but said it didnt feel good and pulled down her bottom lip for me to see.

Well, she never had braces, her teeth arent bad. But like all women she is self-conscious about them since they arent perfect. And I said

"Oh my honey! I knocked your teeth out of alignment!"

Have fun getting to know yourself better

Yep, you are so not getting any.

newb.

If she wants to get even, I have three words for her...RO-SHAM-BO (or however the hell you spell it)

haha, I know this girl who is a tiny little thing, but her two big toes are REALLY BIG....I mean way longer and fatter than the other ones. Anyway one time we were having a conversation and she said something along the lines of "yeah and I have 10 toes, so what?"

ME-" yeah but you have two really big ones so that is almost like 11"

she hasnt really spoke to me since

Looks like it's "Rosey Palmer" for you kiddo...

Quoted: Looks like it's "Rosey Palmer" for you kiddo...

Palmella Handerson. She's pretty popular.