-Considering that the majority of your patients will be 70+-year-old women with green-tinged, smelly, dripping, STD-infested cooters, why would anybody choose to be an OB/GYN?

-Why don't you hear about more doctors arrested for assault after being asked, 'so, if you guys can treat cancer and replace limbs, how come you can't cure the common cold?'

-Why is it that radiologists and anaesthesiologists, the doctors who deal the least with sticking their hands in the goopy bits, tend to get paid the most?

-Since it's a given that everybody wants their doctor to be the smartest and best-trained, why would anybody think that affirmative action in medical schools is a good idea, rather than picking the best candidate regardless of race?

-Do podiatrists all tend to have a foot fetish or what?

-Do people who enjoy dark humor gravitate towards medicine as a career, or does the job give them the dark sense of humor?

-Does anybody really play pranks with the cadavers during their Gross Anatomy course, or is that just relegated to joke books?

Oh JESUS!

Radiologists and anathesiologists stick their hands in nasty goop the least and get paid the most because they are the smartest.  Obviously.  They chose to become radiologists and anathesiologists.

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Okay, now that's funny.