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Posted: 2/8/2006 1:05:45 PM EDT
I've been watching a lot of discussions here in the general discussion, and im lost. You guys talk in codes.
So before i get too involved, I'd like to ask what are a few things I should look out for? A few do's and donts? Thanks, TigerEyes |
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Don't tell any one that you had something to do with a horses cock, no matter how inocent it is.
(NOT ME BY THE WAY) |
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Don't make your FIRST post in General Discussion. I already smell a troll.
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stfu.....noob.
j/k Welcome brother. So you gonna get one of them new Sigs? |
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DO... speak respectfully at first, don't come in here guns a'blazin'
DON'T... post things from your "reliable source in South Florida" DO... join the NRA DON'T... whine when your rights are taken away when you could have done something cheap to ensure them DO... read the CoC DON'T... violate the CoC DO... post draw down, full power shot, and Air$oft threads DON'T... whine when we laugh at you heartily for posting them, though. DO... join the team DON'T... freeload too long |
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IBTL = "in before the lock", as in I'm posting in this thread before a mod locks it. Usually a response to a board code violation.
Now you don't have to ask about that one, at least. Welcome! |
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i think that would be "sister" and yes, as soon as i am financially able, i will be buying a sig. |
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Don't insult Glock.
Don't insult the holy 1911. It will just bring you pain. |
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Oh SHIT. IBTL. Sorry I gonna need some popcorn for this. |
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Always say at the start of you're post , my friend the Navy Seal told me
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You can actually make hamburgers from ground beef......
When spinning a tale of , be sure to use lot's of tactical details, like "I pulled my compensated Glock 19 loaded with Winchester STX Ranger hollowpoints, custom filled with mercury and tipped with wax, from my Blackhawk carbon fiber holster........." |
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Ohhhh crap, add this to my list:
DO... have a username that is sexless DON'T... tell any of our Arfcom horndogs you are a GIRL!!! Get thee to the women's forum STAT - and not because I think you need to be there, but because you should be exposed to the ladies first (much more normal than the average guy) and THEN venture out GD... |
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DO..post pics |
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DON'T make your introduction thread in General Discussion. Head over to the Women Shooters forum where you're less likely to get thrown to the wolves.
DO know you're welcome to the board! |
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Email Ed Avila Sr about the difference between MARPAT and ACUs. He'd love to hear from you about it.
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Or flash suppressors as flash hiders Or use the term "assault weapon" Or call a rifle an assault rifle unless it is select fire. |
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Do enjoy yourself, this board is very entertaining.
Sometimes it is even informative. |
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dont worry about spelling one of the resident grammar and spelling nazi's will chime and fix it for you.
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I would say that's pretty damned good advice. |
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Glocks do this
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Yeah, right. I gotta call |
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Well, you just missed the big Chuck threads.
Read the sticky threads, they might answer a lot of questions before you ask them. The Ammo Oracle is almost Holy Writ. Army SEALs and the guy at the beef jerky table are not ballistic authorities. There is no "d" in DrFrige. Check out the Hometown Forums after the Wimmenz Forum. We've got a pretty strong TX contingent. Watch for teh ghey airsofters. l33t photoshop skillz and Wiggles = fun. Finally, "Can ye smell it?" |
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9mm will just bounce off the 1911 is the best weapon of any kind that will ever be invented. |
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don't fill your posts with lots of misspellings do remember that everyone and everything is fair game |
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Good call. What's your take on bread and MARPAT. |
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I am not new to guns, the AR or the internet, but I love this board. I am always lurking and dammit I will join this weekend. and then post some pics of the guns and gear. You will learn to really like this place. But keep the fact you are a girl to yourself, otherwise folks will ask what color panties you are wearing and what not. So, what color where they again?
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Remember there is always an exception to every rule. In this case both would be wrong because you just gored someones sacred cow of a caliber that was mentioned. Don't you know 10mm will kill anything. ETA: 8 pages, a huge flame war and a lock. IBTL |
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get somebody to explain the rules to dinner pics before you post one! Im still clueless!!
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No way. 6 pages, 14 "this thread is worthless without pics" comments, and then a lock. ETA: Fellow member of estrogen persuasion here. My only advice is when guys get into poo-flinging wars to just ignore it. Or jump in the thread and make smartass comments like I do. |
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This thread is worthless without pics |
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I hope not, otherwise she better wash it. |
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(not me either btw) And Chuck Norris is a fag! |
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One more thing...
If you stick it in his pooper don't post pics. Our retnas thank you in advance... |
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You forgot the 7 "how you doin' " comments. DON'T run around telling everyone you're a girl DO post in the Woman Shooter Forum. DON'T venture into Arfcom Chat unless you have a sense of humor, a thick skin, and a strong stomach. DO kiss up to MrsGloftoe as much as possible. DON'T ask Gabbasaurus Rex for advice about 'bikini' waxing. DO learn to use BoardCode(tm). DON'T feed the trolls. DO learn the finer points of sammich making and pie serving. |
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