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Posted: 2/3/2006 6:20:53 PM EDT
her upper lip.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:22:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Stick the loop side of velcro to it or ask her if it was Groucho Marxx day at the office.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:24:52 PM EDT
[#2]
I usually don't notice that unless the woman annoys me in some other way.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:25:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Anonymous letter.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:26:17 PM EDT
[#4]
"Bitch, shave your lip!"
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:26:52 PM EDT
[#5]
That all depends on whether or not you are married to her, or are looking to get into her pants.
Jim
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:27:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Ask her if she will give you a mustache ride!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:27:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Just tell her as bluntly as possible.  I have done this many times, sometimes I get a "thank you" after the initial shock of my bluntness.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:29:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Affectionatly refer to her as your little sasquatch.

Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:35:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:39:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:49:08 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
"Bitch, shave your lip!"


Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:55:53 PM EDT
[#12]
it only bothers me when it gets tangled in my pubes.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:58:31 PM EDT
[#13]
You could become seriously injured with this one.  Get her girlfriend to tell her.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 7:00:16 PM EDT
[#14]
Ask her if she is trying to grow a gotee.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 7:11:06 PM EDT
[#15]
The same way you tell her that her ass looks fat in those pants.         You don't!
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