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Posted: 1/30/2006 10:21:29 PM EDT
and is uglier than a restaurant dumpster?
I mean, popping out of her clothes, everything all a-wobble, totally eye-catching... then you get a look at her face, and are just deflated? It's WEIRD, the way The Creator can do such inconsistent work... |
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Hit it anyway.
When you brag to your friends...how often do you mention facial features?... fag |
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Yup, it's cruel in the extreme.
You get some babe with a phenomenally gorgeous body coupled with a face that would not only stop a clock but shatter it into billions of pieces and then there's the opposite... A gal that has really attractive face, hair, eyes, smile but the body is enough to send shudders down your spine for even *thinking* about her naked. <sigh> Can't win sometimes. |
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Bag It. Tag It. & shushhh.... hush.... |
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..And on the eighth day, He created paper bags. And He saw that it was good.
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And on the ninth day, He created the Double Bag. And he saw that it was better. |
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That's what i'm saying. Besides. It'll still look good when you're hittin' it from behind. |
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I saw one tonight at Home Depot that looked great from the back and from the side when she was looking away. Then when she turned, I realized she had to be at least 70! She easily passed for 30 from the neck down and was dressed like a 20 year-old going clubbing. Her eye make-up looked like Avril Lavigne's worst. It was just discomforting to look at her due to the contradictions. While I respect and admire the obvious years of hard work she has put into maintaining herself, the shock of seeing her turn around was just unpleasant. If she has dressed differently and did her make-up differently she could compete with an older Ann-Margret, Julie Christie or Eva Marie Saint, but as she was, she just looked ridiculous.z
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Or worse... Boston? |
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Butterface, oh Butterface
Your body did lie It’s really messed up How it got my hopes up so high With that f*cked up face and those bloodshot eyes Hold the bag steady So you don't scare all the guys Your body is banging, but your face makes me shout Your front teeth are screaming “Let me the hell out” With pimples galore and breath like acid You look like something That crawled out of Lake Placid That’s it for now I have only one thing to say Keep that face covered Until darkness strikes, at the end of the day. |
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That has happended to me a few times.
I used to sit next to this girl in college that had an A+ body, unfortunately her face was enough to make you hurl. The worst was when she would wear bike shorts and a tank top. Such a waste. |
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Don't tell me what your name is I want your body not your The The - Infected |
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Go to bed at 2 with a 10.
Wake up at 10 with a 2. Enough beer will make all your dreams come true. |
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We say GFF FFG "good from far.....far from good" Is she a "moped"? You know fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one. Bomber |
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Beer helps!
Nine Coronas video and song sung to "My Sharona". http://www.wimp.com/coronas/ |
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Yup, and to make matters worse, we have one at our office. Awesome body, killer arms and legs, works out all the time, but "a face that could stop a clock".
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Is that any worse than the one's you see at some high counter that make your eyes pop out because their head is so perfect and then you see them out from behind the counter and they weigh 300 lbs ???
rj |
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lol yeah i've seen what appeared to be delicious from the rear and then I'm all like hey how are... YEARGH! OWAGUH! cause she turns out to be 60 something. woops.
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hey, I thought I was the only person that was into old Matt? |
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Fred Sanford used to call that, "Dreamboat body, shipwreck face."
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Some excellent tunes there. Not sure why they weren't more popular. |
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Yes. How'd ya guess? |
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Two paper bags... one for her, one for you in case her's falls off.
or Wrap a flag around her head and do it for old glory! |
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He also said "You so ugly I could press your face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies" |
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No.
I live in California where all the pretty girls from around the nation (and world) move to try to get into television. |
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Paul, the thing is, some of those pretty girls are actually MEN!
CALIFORNIA GIRLS --THE BEACH BOYS -- Well east coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear And the southern girls with the way they talk They knock me out when I’m down there The mid-west farmer’s daughters really make you feel alright And the northern girls with the way they kiss They keep their boyfriends warm at night I wish they all could be california I wish they all could be california I wish they all could be california girls The west coast has the sunshine And the girls all get so tanned I dig a french bikini on hawaii island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand I been all around this great big world And I seen all kinds of girls Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states Back to the cutest girls in the world I wish they all could be california I wish they all could be california I wish they all could be california girls I wish they all could be california (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be california (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be california (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) I wish they all could be california (girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the) Seriously, though, I thought they were called UMYUKS. When you're far away you say, mmmm. Then when you get close you go YUK! Hence, the name UMYUK. |
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Or "I've got some cream that'll clear that right up". |
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I knew a gal like this in college. She had a hot body and a face that looked like a shaved dog's ass. She used to wonder why guys would use her. I didn't have the heart to tell her the truth.
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that is so wrong! |
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+1-all you gotta do is turn her around |
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a body to die for and a face to defend it, man thats why booze was invented, doesn't matter if a chicks 5' nothing peg legged looks like the michilen mans sister got sommer teeth and nappy hair, some drunk dude in a group of 5 would say "man, I'd tap that ass".
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Just today i was about to ask a girl at the mall where a store was located to run a service call,she turned around and had a face that would back up snot.
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like my dear old Mom says,
It ain't the face you f*ck, it's the f*ck you face...... |
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...and that hourglass shape, ez access to the anal appeture, ez breat mauling and clit ringing! It's all good! |
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