A friend of mine just sent me this email:
Kim’s mom got an unsolicited donation request packet from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s group Free the Environment From Bush, or some crap like that. He’d like us to help them fight Bush’s “anti-enviromnent” policies, and fight his evil corporate buddies.
She of course doesn’t want it, so I asked if I could kindly reply, that I’d like to correspond with the liberal scumbags and she said sure. I’m thinking of writing something like this on the form: I’ll match the donation made by Mary Jo Kopechne’s family.
Or possibly: I’d like to donate, but I just dropped my wallet in the Chappaquiddick,and the damn thing just sunk to the bottom!
I’ll take suggestions.....
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My first thought was to ask them how much pollution is released when a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88 is driven into a lake.
I thought I'd open it up the the Hive Mind for suggestions.