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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:20:40 PM EDT
Thought this was a good read!

Subject: Fw: to kill an american

Subject: to kill an american


Written by an Australian Dentist...


To Kill an American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was
actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of
a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is so they would know when they found one.
(Good one, mate!!!!)

"An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or
Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.

An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.

An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for
the government and for God.

An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.

When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!

As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of
everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.

Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the
World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures,
and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General
Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the
world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American."
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:08:52 AM EDT
[#1]
Now if we only had John Wayne to recite that
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:17:20 AM EDT
[#2]
Outstanding!!!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:27:57 AM EDT
[#3]
Seen that many times, but it's still a good read.

(note, I didn't scream "dupe" like a 12-year old douchebag)
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:35:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 12:45:21 AM EDT
[#5]
It's a dupe, but thank you for posting it again.  
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:34:29 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:


The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.




Not anymore....

Immigration told me to bugger off...

... don't want any reasonably affluent, skilled, educated anglos.



Just walk across the border like everyone else.  WTF, you want a written invitation?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 1:37:02 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:


The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.




Not anymore....

Immigration told me to bugger off...

... don't want any reasonably affluent, skilled, educated anglos.



Homeland Security has you flagged because of your membership at a questionable radical website:

www.jobrelatedstuff.com/
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:25:46 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:


The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.




Not anymore....

Immigration told me to bugger off...

... don't want any reasonably affluent, skilled, educated anglos.



That's fucked up!

You're exactly the kind of people we need over here.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 3:59:50 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 4:11:46 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:


The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.




Not anymore....

Immigration told me to bugger off...

... don't want any reasonably affluent, skilled, educated anglos.



I apologize on our nations behalf. Unfortunately a few demoncrats back in the '60's decided to force the diversification of America and you're not on the list of diversity countries.
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