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Posted: 1/23/2006 10:22:25 AM EDT
..He has seen Brokeback Mountain.

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:26:32 AM EDT
[#1]
"uh yeah, in between this looming nuclear threat with iran and betwixt the car bombings occuring in baghdad, dick and i managed to slip in a preview of brokedick mountain. good to know our country will be in such capable hands in a few years!"
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:27:08 AM EDT
[#2]
I saw that too.

He responded in the negative.



That college kid was almost as stupid as the girl that asked Klinton if he wore boxers or briefs.  Of course, she probably got to find out after the speech.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:28:58 AM EDT
[#3]
Let's see...

Our borders are wide open

We're being invaded by illegals

The entire entitlement system is broken

The Republicans have become spending maniacs

Politicians are being bought and sold on a daily basis

The Constitution is considered no more than toilet paper by those that are supposed to "protect and defend" it

We have a looming nuclear crisis with Iran on the horizon

and some college kid (the people that will inheriting this mess eventually) wants to know if the President of the United States has seen an over-hyped propaganda film about two cowboys that like to buttfuck?

Yeah, this dirt ball in space has about run its course as far a the human species is concerned.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:30:58 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

He responded in the negative.





I wonder what he would have said if he were not the POTUS...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:35:14 AM EDT
[#5]
boxers or briefs
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:36:32 AM EDT
[#6]
what an idiot
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:44:21 AM EDT
[#7]
So what did he say exactly?

"Um, no.  Next question?  Someone intelligent this time?"  
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:47:28 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:48:04 AM EDT
[#9]
He said, "I can't QUIT you..."
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:49:21 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
So what did he say exactly?

"Um, no.  Next question?  Someone intelligent this time?"  

He should have!!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:49:29 AM EDT
[#11]
The good news,......just because he's in college in KS, doesn't mean he's a Kansan.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:51:10 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
He said, "I can't QUIT you..."

that reminds me of "Brokeback Kong" on The Soup.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:52:07 AM EDT
[#13]
Must have been from KU.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:52:14 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
So what did he say exactly?

"Um, no.  Next question?  Someone intelligent this time?"  



Ever since "Boxers or briefs, Mr Clinton?" in '92, all presidents now have to put up with this shit. Difference is, Slick Willie ate it up, GW just puts up with it.

A lot of Americans have no class anymore. President Bush didn't invent that, not can he do much to change it.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 10:53:36 AM EDT
[#15]
"You're not going up to them mountains to fish!"
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 11:06:27 AM EDT
[#16]

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There is vomit on his sweater already
Moms forgettin' he's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over BLOW!....


"Umm... Mr. President... have you seen Brokeback Mountain yet?"

DOH!!

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