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Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:01:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Is that you?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:03:08 AM EDT
[#2]
Yeah, that's me.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:03:49 AM EDT
[#3]
I'd hit it!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:05:17 AM EDT
[#4]
The dude above her on the site needs to be checked for a pulse.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:05:19 AM EDT
[#5]
That is too funny. I will be all smiles when I am hauled in. You hardly ever see anyone with a big smile on their face durring the mug shot.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:06:25 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I'd hit it!



No wonder she's crying!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:07:28 AM EDT
[#7]
Now check here out, she doesn't look that upset, and she got busted for a lot more shit than the first one.



www.mcso.org/submenu.asp?file=CrimeOfTheWeek&TX=28-10&DESC=Transportation%20Violations¤tPage=2

She got charged with all of this:

001 FELONY COUNT OF THEFT-MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION  
001 FELONY COUNT OF TAKING IDENTITY OF ANOTHER  
001 FELONY COUNT OF DANGEROUS DRUG-POSS/USE  
001 FELONY COUNT OF BURGLARY POSSESS TOOLS  
001 FELONY COUNT OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESS/USE  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF FALSE REPORT TO LAW ENFORCE  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF FAIL TO SHOW DRIV LIC OR ID  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF KNOWINGLY DISPLAY FLS LIC PLT  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF LIQUOR-POSS OPEN CONT IN VEH  


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:07:41 AM EDT
[#8]
There are a whole lot of goofy people in that county. I just clicked on the link and holy moly are they goofy.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:18:50 AM EDT
[#9]


scrolling through some of the other gems on that website....it's easy to spot the narcotics charges
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:21:48 AM EDT
[#10]
There are quite a few who get mad, demand that they are innocent, or break down in crocodile tears. Or just plain start blaming others for their issues.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:27:05 AM EDT
[#11]
"No skin off of my nose..."

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:29:08 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:


scrolling through some of the other gems on that website....it's easy to spot the narcotics charges



I'll go one step further:  This site reinforces that ugly people must be guilty of something!  
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:53:21 AM EDT
[#13]
great site!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:55:57 AM EDT
[#14]
here's some more

Charge: Impersonating a corpse


Charge:Failing to have a clue


Charge: Bad imitation of David Bowie


Charge: Drunk Tonto


Charge: Being the hole in a donut without a license
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:58:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:20:35 AM EDT
[#16]
Here's another one.

Charge: Being a turnup head
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:31:56 AM EDT
[#17]
001 FELONY COUNT OF MARIJUANA-POSSESS/USE  
002 FELONY COUNT OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESS/USE  


hahaha, you got a quarter and a bowl and now have two felonies pending.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:34:48 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:41:34 AM EDT
[#19]
Wahooo! I'm in jail!!!111



In Custody For:
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF INTERFER W/JUDICIAL PROCEEDING
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF DRIVE W/LIC SUSPENDED FTA/FTP
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:48:51 AM EDT
[#20]
She better hope her face doesn't get stuck like that!!  OMG!!  

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:48:52 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:


scrolling through some of the other gems on that website....it's easy to spot the narcotics charges



I'll go one step further:  This site reinforces that ugly people must be guilty of something!  





Charged with being too damm ugly.


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:49:10 AM EDT
[#22]


Best...mugshot...ever!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:52:11 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Here's another one.

Charge: Being a turnup head
img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/mac66/P140447_1301.jpg


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:52:34 AM EDT
[#24]


"Dude...what a party! I'm here for the free food and housing."

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:54:34 AM EDT
[#25]


Charge: Falling asleep while conducting a terrorist act

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:56:08 AM EDT
[#26]


I'm dyin' here!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:57:08 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Here's another one.

Charge: Being a turnup head
img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/mac66/P140447_1301.jpg



Holy shit thats funny!  Turnup head!

reminds me of sloth from the goonies

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:58:44 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
001 FELONY COUNT OF MARIJUANA-POSSESS/USE  
002 FELONY COUNT OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESS/USE  


hahaha, you got a quarter and a bowl and now have two felonies pending.



I feel a bit of sympathy for her.
Malum prohibitum and all that.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:09:40 PM EDT
[#29]
funny stuff


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:11:59 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
There are a whole lot of goofy people in that county. I just clicked on the link and holy moly are they goofy.




Try LIVING here
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:13:46 PM EDT
[#31]
I take photos of everyone I arrest.    I have a file in my computer with their names and date of arrest.  Don't ask, I won't post any here.  

If they go to trial, I'd remember them better and their clothing they were wearing.  


_________________________________________________________________________  

   


001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF FAILURE TO APPEAR 2ND DEG  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF VIOLATION OF PROMISE TO APPEAR  
001 MISDEMEANOR COUNT OF LIQUOR-CONSUME IN PUBLIC  

PRE-TRIAL INMATES ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

Go figure.    



______________________________  

 
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:13:55 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There are a whole lot of goofy people in that county. I just clicked on the link and holy moly are they goofy.




Try LIVING here



Exactly, I'm embarrased that these losers are in the same state as me.

Maybe I shouldn't have even posted it.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:17:49 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Here's another one.

Charge: Being a turnup head
img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/mac66/P140447_1301.jpg


img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/Mugs.jpg





Damn now that is funny...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:30:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Pee Wee Herman    

 

____________________________________________________________________  

Glen Campbell



 


_____________________________________________________________________  

James Brown  

   

_____________________________________________________________________  

Jane "Hanoi Jane" Fonda

 

_____________________________________________________________________  

Bill Gates  

 

_____________________________________________________________________  

Bert  



 


______________________________  

 



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:44:51 PM EDT
[#35]
After looking at that web site I counted the following:

Defendant demographics by race:

Black  9

Hispanic: 44

White: 31

I have concluded it's safer to live in a black community  
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 12:56:29 PM EDT
[#36]
I'm not so sure I agree with this.

People's legal disputes and interaction with the law should not be a public spectacle.  It's the same reason that I don't like TV cameras in court rooms and don't think CSPAN should cover the Supreme Court.  
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:12:58 PM EDT
[#37]




Geo. M. Saville. Alias Lord Ashburton. Alias H. Percy. Alias W.J. Hadley. Alias C. Bertrand. Alias Big Griff. Arr. San Francisco. Chg. Forgery. December 24, 1878. He posed as an Englishman travelling [sic] for pleasure and uttered forged letters and checks on different eastern banks, also in Canada, Captain Lees arr. him in this city on a chg. Forgery and on June 14th. 1880. Sentenced to Folsom, 8 yrs. While in state prison, he dosed himself with pills made of soap, which kept him sick constantly, complained of stomach trouble and pricked his gums, making the blood run; his hope being that he would create the general impression that he was suffering form hemmorage [sic] of the lungs, he played the part so well that he received a pardon from Governor Perkins in 1882. He had introduced himself to Studebaker, the wagon manufacturer as an agent for the Standard Co. and thus secured letters of introduction to people of prominence and then swindle them.

Now HE looks like a con man with the hat, otherwise Tom Sellecks Great Grandpa?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:14:38 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
I'm not so sure I agree with this.

People's legal disputes and interaction with the law should not be a public spectacle.  It's the same reason that I don't like TV cameras in court rooms and don't think CSPAN should cover the Supreme Court.  



I most heartily disagree.

The more embarassing, the better.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:26:08 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm not so sure I agree with this.

People's legal disputes and interaction with the law should not be a public spectacle.  It's the same reason that I don't like TV cameras in court rooms and don't think CSPAN should cover the Supreme Court.  



I most heartily disagree.

The more embarassing, the better.



Exactly!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:26:28 PM EDT
[#40]


Bob Durkin alias Frank Russell alias John Reed, No. 15252 was the first prisoner sent to the Industrial School in this city in the early days. Then on Feb. 16th, 1865, he was sent to San Quentin from Sacramento County for Burglary. On June 21st, 1869, he was sent over to S.Q. from El Dorado Co. for one year for housebreaking. July 19th, 1870, sent over from Trinity Co. for 3 years. July 25th, 1874, he broke jail in this city and was afterward captured and sent to S.Q. for 2 years for breaking and injuring jail. Jan. 29th, 1877, was sent over to S.Q. from Butte County for 5 years Burglary. July 2nd, 1881, was sent to S.Q. for 15 years from Nevada County for Burglary. February 21st, 1893, was sent to S.Q. for 7 years from Kern County for burglary. after coming out he was picked up at San Jose in 1897 and charged with Vagrancy and sent to Jail there for 60 days from whence he made his escape but was latter [sic] picked up and served out the time.



Dr. William P. Burke - Proprietor of Burk's Sanitarium at Santa Rosa, Sonoma County. He was charged with attempted murder of one of his nurses by blowing up a tent in which she slept. He was convicted and sent to San Quentin. He was a very fine physician and had a large following.



Philomena Falkner, alias the "Galloping Cow", the name given her on account of her awkward walk. She was another pickpocket from the Barbary Coast. She was sent to San Quentin Prison in 1877 for assault to do great bodily harm. A boy, who was selling wild ducks strung across his shoulders, happened to pass by her room in a building on Broadway near Kearny street, when she ran out and grabbed him and threw him out of a window, badly crippling him.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:27:47 PM EDT
[#41]
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:35:30 PM EDT
[#42]
tag
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:43:56 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
001 FELONY COUNT OF MARIJUANA-POSSESS/USE  
002 FELONY COUNT OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESS/USE  


hahaha, you got a quarter and a bowl and now have two felonies pending.



I feel a bit of sympathy for her.
Malum prohibitum and all that.



+1

Could not have said it better.

A huge waist of time and resources, not to mention a total affront to the once sacred concept of liberty.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:48:17 PM EDT
[#44]
If nothing else, maybe this thread gives some of you an insight into the kind of folks LE deals wih daily. All you are missing is the unwashed body funk smell and the screaming and ranting.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:13:30 PM EDT
[#45]
peanut head!



mrs lootie!



Invisible woman, candace bullock!

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:15:55 PM EDT
[#46]
clean her up, get some makeup on her, and she could be a stunt double for marg helgenberger:

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:18:53 PM EDT
[#47]
This is the start of a great thread!



BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:22:01 PM EDT
[#48]


batboy grows up?



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:23:46 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 2:26:07 PM EDT
[#50]
This is some funny ass shit!!  Somebody has to photoshop lootie with an appropriate charge.
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