A reliable source in south Florida has learned that the vehicle the Governor of California struck weeks ago carried the arms package AlQuada planned to use for their next terrorist attack.
A confidential source within the F.B.I. has leaked to our south Florida source that the vehicle struck by Arnold Swartzeneger's motorcycle contained three nuclear suitcase bombs that were to have been dispatched around the country in furtherance of Bin Laden's scheme to create destruction and terror here in the country.
In his report, the confidential informant revealed that the vehicle the governor struck was towed away from the scene and that when the vehicle was being inventoried at the tow yard, the tow truck operator happened upon the suitcase nukes.
The tow operator, Bradford Poon, said that he was unaware he had at his disposal such awesome firepower. After discovering the suitcases he contacted LAPD who came to return the baggage to the owner of the vehicle when they discovered the actual contents of the Samsonite.
LAPD is still looking for the driver of the vehicle containing the bombs but has so far been unable to locate him. When asked to comment about the development, the Governor said he really had no comment other than he is thankful his political position got him out of a traffic citation.
More as this story develops.