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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Store clerk beats knife carrying robber with baseball bat - Video

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:30:00 AM EDT

This is pretty good, he gets some good licks in and it is very recent, hopefully not a dupe

www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2006/01/12/perez.pa.clerk.fights.robber.wpvi

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:32:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Too bad he (the clerk) didn't have a gun. He was whacking the shit outta him, though!

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:32:37 AM EDT

[#2]

I love it.

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:33:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Video does not play for me.....

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:37:13 AM EDT

[#4]

Honestly: Who doesn’t love the heft and feel of the youth model aluminum?

Assholes – that’s who.

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:38:03 AM EDT

[#5]

So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?

Posted: 1/12/2006 7:42:20 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:03:36 AM EDT

[#7]

I saw a quick clip of that on Fox news this morning... very impressive.

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:31:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?

The sweet sound of justice ?

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:36:01 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?

TINK!

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:37:50 AM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:40:14 AM EDT

[#11]

Tag for home

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:44:25 AM EDT

[#12]

Well, rock does beat scissors afer all!

They'll need a gun after this.

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:44:27 AM EDT

[#13]

One of several things I carry in my truck, a softball bat and some straight aluminum handlebars, with ends like a cookie cutter.

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:45:49 AM EDT

[#14]

it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:47:29 AM EDT

[#15]

Love how he was picking his nose for at least a minute before the robber came in.....

When he was beating the robber with the bat, do you think he was yelling "Tank you please come again!" like Apu?

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:51:14 AM EDT

[#16]

Yes! No hesitation there either. I'm surprised that kid made it all the way home, dude was hittin' him HARD over the head. Sweet justice.

Posted: 1/12/2006 8:52:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Tag

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:01:08 AM EDT

[#18]

Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:03:11 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!

Well, duh. Who wouldn't prefer a nice piece of...uh...er, nevermind. Was thinking of something else. Carry on.

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:08:26 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?

TINK!

you son of a bitch, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Touche

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:09:35 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!

Wooden bat traditionalist snob.

I personally think that nice 'tink' sound that one gets with the aluminum bats would be more in keeping with the mood of the beatdown...but then again a nice hickory 'thud'...... Oh hell in ARFCOM fashion -- get both.

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:11:52 AM EDT

[#22]

Swing away, batter!!! A home run!!

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:15:46 AM EDT

[#23]

I like the kids size aluminum myself, next time your in your local store pick one up and just imagine the ass whooping you could deliver with it! Of course I would have shot the bastard. Would have been funny to see the lumps raising on his head with every hit.

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:16:05 AM EDT

[#24]

Nice job. But after the 5th time you think they would have got a gun.

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:16:27 AM EDT

[#25]

my only concern is now someone will come back with a gun.

other than that, they did a good job.

Posted: 1/12/2006 9:26:36 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Too bad he (the clerk) didn't have a gun. He was whacking the shit outta him, though!

Sometimes whacking the shit out of someone is more pleasureable than putting a cap in his ass.

That doesn't sound right but you get the meaning....

Posted: 1/12/2006 10:48:23 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
When he was beating the robber with the bat, do you think he was yelling "Tank you please come again!" like Apu?

Ha ha ha. That's what I was thinking

Posted: 1/12/2006 11:19:57 AM EDT

[#28]

That punk's head must be solid bone.

Posted: 1/12/2006 12:03:21 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
it is great seeing a p.o.s. get pounded on! but a nice piece of ash would have been better!

Wooden bat traditionalist snob.

Gentlemen, no fighting please. Whether it's wood or aluminum, you're taking away from the fact that a robber just got WTFpwned.

Posted: 1/12/2006 12:35:16 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
That punk's head must be solid bone.

To bad they didn't get him cornered, the way that guy was swinging he would have received the beating of a lifetime.

Posted: 1/12/2006 2:43:50 PM EDT

[#31]

TINK !!!!TINK!!!OWWW TINK!!!!TINK!!!

Posted: 1/12/2006 2:54:01 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 1/12/2006 3:07:03 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
So what sound does an aluminium baseball bat make when you beat thief in the head with it?

WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK! STOOOOOOOOOP!!!

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!WONK! WONK!

Posted: 1/12/2006 4:59:59 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!

You left out, "If he wants to use an aluminum bat, he should join the Little League."

Posted: 1/12/2006 5:13:46 PM EDT

[#35]

Instant Kharma.

Posted: 1/12/2006 5:26:41 PM EDT

[#36]

Posted: 1/12/2006 5:31:38 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Y'all joke all you want!! I find it extremely unfortunate that a post ban metal bat was used in this 'Leanardo Lumpin'. Nobody need one of those metal bats anyway!

My family has been baseball players back several generations and we never needed any metal bats to get the job done. Wood bats were all we needed and worked just fine.

I, for one, think that anybody that want's to have one of these metal 'death bats' has serious problems that they are trying to compensate for and these evil metal bats should be banned! Who needs to hear 'tink' instead of 'smack'? They need to be banned now! Do it for the chillen!

You left out, "If he wants to use an aluminum bat, he should join the Little League."

The combined effort produced a masterpiece.

Posted: 1/12/2006 11:48:57 PM EDT

[#38]

This is good for a laugh

Posted: 1/13/2006 12:00:15 AM EDT

[#39]

"He really is a sweet person and my mom and I never expected this at all."

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