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What to ask out or just general conversation?
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(I drive a bus at a university)
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Dude! That kicks ass! We have awsome drivers (@ FSU) whom are fairly interesting, nice to know one of the could be an ARFCOMMER.
We have the lumber-jack. The guy has a long ass beard and and wears a lot of plad. And Happy Dude, who yells Hello's and Goodbye's like crazy! Makes your day better meeting a smiling face. I always say good bye and such to them!
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I am the one who makes jokes over the intercom, becuase I have nothing else to do as a night driver.
*ssst*
Thank you for flying Razorback Transit. As we come into the terminal, please place your tray tables and seatbacks in their upright, locked positions.
The stewardesses will be assising you with disembarkment instructions, if you have any problems dont hesitate to contact them. However, they are a crabby, surly bunch and it may behoove you not to bother them.
In case of a water landing, your seats have been specially designed to sink straight to the bottom.
In case of cabin depressurization, you are pretty much SOL. Sorry.
If you see me running out that door, it would probably be in your best interest to try to keep up.
Now that I have completed the saftey breifing, does anyone know how to drive a bus?
We have this whole flying thing down, but driving, especially without
our medication can be a somewhat unnerving experience.
Once again, thank you for flying Razorback Transit.
*sssst*