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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:21:26 PM EDT
NOTE: Your beating will not change the course of history. This is just for your satisfaction and because they deserve it.
Had to put that in large type because someone always posts after only reading the thread title. Here's the scenario: God comes to you and says "For being such a great person, I'm going to give you the ability to hand out punishment for me. You can pick one person from history that really deserves a beating. I'll put you and them in the same room and let you go to work." Your beating will not change the course of human history. It is solely to allow you to mete out punishment on someone who deserves it. So who do you pick and why? |
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Anyone who's ever abused any of the animals I've taken in and rehabbed.
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That guy that boned the green monkey in africa and brought the '70's loving to a screeching halt via AIDS. Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you primate humper~!
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Tommy Castalano, fat kid that gave me a black eye when I was 8 years old. On my way home from school, swinging my school bag, didn't know he was behind me and I swung back too far. When I turned around to see what I hit, wham...right in the left eye with his metal Batman lunch box. When my mom took me to his house and demanded an apology, little puke wouldn't even come to the door.
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Sound like you shouldn;t have been swinging your school bag. |
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I think Sean Hannity could use a good azz kickin. I'd be happy just to have a chance at breaking off
a piece of his helmet hair. |
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I already beat the crap out of the people I wanted to growing up. Generally after they made the mistake of not letting me walk away.
I have to admit kicking the crap out of Hitler has a real appeal. Or J. Edgar Hoover. |
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Guy I went to high school with, Jim, who raped a friend of mine(took her virginity).
I broke his arm and put him in the hospital for a couple of days then. I would love to do it again. Pat 0-1-25 |
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Jimmy Carter, just because he's got a face I'd love to pound on
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Didn't you hear? Tommy "the lunch box" Castalano eventually moved up through the ranks and became a highly respected and feared capo in the NYC mob. I don't care what God says or lets you do. I'd fuggeda about Tommy if I were you. |
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That's a good one... Tag |
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micheal crook, oh wait i can do that one right now. If i could go back in time i would kick the crao out of Arafat.
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There are many but I have to say Tim Treadwell. I just watched Grizzly Man and if anyone derserved a thumping it would be him. He was one annoying stupid asshole.
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The bears felt the same way & handled your work for you.
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Um, myself, before I made some of the stupid decisions I have made...
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I'd think I'd give myself at 12 or 13 a good beating, and tell me to pull my act together. I'm sure I would learn a valuable lesson. |
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I've got $5,000 on the Messiah in round one. |
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I refuse to answer because when I do beat the shit out of the scum bag......
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I got $10k that Peter will slice his ear off before JC gets out of the corner. |
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Rosie O'Donnel , Tom Cruise ,and Barbara Streisand. I would be Moe and the others would get their asses beat "stooge style"
I know the rule was that we could pick only be one but i'd get right back in line till i'm done. |
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Sherman
Beat him down and let the women and children finish him off |
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The writers and signers of the 1934 NFA and 68 gun act. And Hitler/Stalin/Mao.
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theres a loose cannon site staff thats going to ban you for that one |
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William Techumseh Sherman? |
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ONE Person?
There are so many people I'd love to, as the phrase used to go, bend, fold, staple, spindle and mutilate just to get warmed up! And I'm not talking about Anti's and Democrats either! There was this one crud-hopper in Basic….. |
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Do we get some warmup time on someone else? You know, politicians or the like?
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I was probably tougher at 12! |
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So being anti-religion is against the CoC now? Interesting |
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Easy.
Former employer's wife. Would it be OK if I used a package of hot dog buns so it take a loooooong time? |
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+1-also, the name karl marx comes to mind |
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Place all of the arrogant lying lawyers and judges in a row peter to butt with slick willie at the end of the line. And in one swoop put both feet up all of their candy asses.
I'd be hip deep in asses. |
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oh yeah, i forgot about him....his suffering would be legendary.... |
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I'll put here the same thing I put on the Pat Roberston post (the guy who asserts that Sharon's stroke is the result of some devine punishment for dividing the holy land). This guy is my pick. Not only does he have no grasp of geo-politics, but simple cause and effect relationships also seem to ellude him. So yeah, he needs as ass kicking...
(PUNCH) "Where's your Messiah now?!?!" (KICK) |
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