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Posted: 1/4/2006 6:21:48 AM EDT
Would you drive 220 miles for pie?
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the farthest I have driven for pie was Agawam, Mass to Washington DC
thats about as far as I would go :P |
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Theoretically the distance I'd travel is directly (and possibly exponentially) proportional to the amount of time since last I'd gotten any.
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To assess the situation we need to know at least 3 factors (unless you're about to be deployed or go to jail in which case you should already be driving).
1. How long since your last pie. 2. How hot is she. 3. How freaky is she. Pictures would help. |
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Is this fresh never before banged by you pie? What does the pie look like, hot, so-so, etc. If this is a rebanging of the pie, was it good before?
These are factors we here at AR15.com need to know to give you proper advise! |
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4 months she's hot and completely insane. |
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I did Philly to DC for a Georgetown cheerleader in 86'.
Well worth the trip. |
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Saddle up & win one for the Gipper. Wear your rain gear. |
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By the time this equation is finalized it will rival that of the string theory itself. |
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If it is good...I'd travel to Iraq.
If it is just a passing POA, fuhgetaboutit. |
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She's not from the internet. I lived with her in texas, and we have been in touch for several years. No she's single again, and I'm ready to rock. |
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Then by all means, bang away! |
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Too far?
Maybe in a car, but in a train or plane, no. I had a friend at work that regularly traveled to San Diego, 160-170 miles round trip and ended up taking the train . |
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You have to ask? GET TO DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! |
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+1 and how bad you need it. |
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220 miles? Hell chief, thats like 3 hours. Thats nothing at all. I've done over 500 regularly for pie.
Pie is not like any other thing. I wouldnt drive 200 miles for a gun, or bike or car. But pie? Man has done the impossible for pie. Man has waged wars, built cities and sailed into the distant horizon for pie. 220 miles aint nothing for pie. |
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Jump on that grenade son. It's the only way to retain your man card. |
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If it's just a booty call, the question you should be asking is, "Is 220 miles far enough?"
And yes, yes it is. |
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I am convinced! |
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Road trip what are you still doing here?? |
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My record is driving 1189 miles, but I hadn't had any pie in 6 months and had been living in a tent with lots of other men all summer in Arizona.
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You are on your way back right !?!?! (The implication being you have already gone ) RIGHT?!?!? |
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depends, how good is the pie? |
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Can't say I haven't driven that far for some action. Although after 'the breakup', getting it locally was much more preferred. Ahhhh college.
Long distance relationships are teh suck. |
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Hell, its been so long I'd friggin jog 220 miles for some pie. Get to it man.
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Damn straight. |
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why are you still online asking stupid questions?? but fwiw, make her drive halfway. |
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Im sorry to tell you this, but if this info is true and you are asking us, then you are GAY. |
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This man speaks the truth! Civilizations are built and destroyed for pie. |
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I drove from Tampa to Atlanta for some pie... Worth the drive.
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I had a chick drive 20 hours to visit me for a booty call over the holidays. AND she asked me to take her shooting!
You're going about it all wrong, man. You gotta make her come to you. |
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Dude, get going. Go play in the fun-hole. If you asking yourself if you should go, then you should. You obviously need it, so go get it.
As stated before......there is nothing like pie. |
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What the hell are you still doing talking to a bunch of guys. You should be on the road already. |
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